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Old November 13th, 2017, 12:53 AM   #1141
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Old November 13th, 2017, 12:56 AM   #1142
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Old November 13th, 2017, 07:11 AM   #1143
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Old November 13th, 2017, 08:24 AM   #1144
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Old November 13th, 2017, 08:42 AM   #1145
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Old November 13th, 2017, 12:54 PM   #1146
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Estreeter was born in Australia, but his parents were actually Americans. They owned a liquor store in Hackensack, New Jersey. When prohibition started in 1920 all sales of any kind of alcohol(beer, wine, spirits) were prohibited. The Hackensack police raided Estreeter's father's liquor store and smashed everything to pieces. The couple became destitute. Then they heard that in Australia there was a similar prohibition, but it had just ended in 1920. The Estreeter family decided to emigrate to Australia, and they settled in the Melbourne area. The father and mother worked hard at many different jobs until they had enough money to open their first of many Australian liquor stores. They then finally decided to have children and Estreeterwas born. As he was growing up he used to try all the different liquors in his father's store. That's why in Estreeter's profile it lists as his location: Both of the garden states(New Jersey, and Victoria).
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People relax in different ways. Estreeter does it by hanging upside down in his living room for hours at a time, to the open-mouthed astonishment of visitors
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