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Old September 26th, 2017, 07:35 PM   #1
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The rules are simple. Tell a lie about a fellow board member.
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Old September 26th, 2017, 08:24 PM   #2
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Ow I like this thread, great idea.

Since I am first I would like to say that while MaxJoker is always posting about his problems with women it isn't true. He likes big burly men.
Come on back now you hear.
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Old September 26th, 2017, 08:32 PM   #3
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Old September 26th, 2017, 09:17 PM   #5
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Ow I like this thread, great idea.

Since I am first I would like to say that while MaxJoker is always posting about his problems with women it isn't true. He likes big burly men.
Come on back now you hear.
And you like old men.
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I said lie, not tell the truth.

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