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Old March 27th, 2008, 05:51 PM   #21
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Damn, blue screwdriver. I'm in serious trouble....
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Old March 27th, 2008, 09:26 PM   #22
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I came up with green and bill gates!
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Old March 31st, 2008, 04:57 AM   #23
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Old March 31st, 2008, 07:26 PM   #24
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red hammer, are there really any other tools around
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Old April 3rd, 2008, 08:29 AM   #25
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Awwww, Crap! Red Hammer!

Guess I'm not as weird as I thought.
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Old April 3rd, 2008, 05:17 PM   #26
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Am I the only one thinking of a yellow tool (and a screwdriver even)? I must be completely insane...
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I got a spanner as well, but I can't remember what colour it was. Grey, I suppose
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Old April 17th, 2008, 12:57 PM   #28
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Red Screwdriver.

Maybe I thougt about the screwdriver too long, but the red color came at once...
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Old July 1st, 2008, 05:00 AM   #30
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I said a red ice pick! How spooky is that - seeing how I am down here in Antartica! WOW!
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