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Old February 16th, 2009, 03:55 PM   #1
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When you said 'I could do with a good drilling', I thought you had something else in mind!



Can you come up (sic) with anything better?
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When you said 'I could do with a good drilling', I thought you had something else in mind!



Can you come up (sic) with anything better?
You're a bit tight, i'll just ream it out a little
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Old February 16th, 2009, 03:59 PM   #3
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Old February 16th, 2009, 04:18 PM   #5
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Hey girl! Are you hard of hearing or only blonde? I said:
"Let's make a t h r i l l i n g experience not a drilling!"

or check this out:

Greetz

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#5: Be sure to go to a sex shop, not a building center, when considering buying your first sex aid (note: this will void the drill's warranty!).
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"_Done.Now what?



"_Crap! You better pay me in cash...and stop singing that stupid "Handyman" song!
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when I invited you back to play with my tool this isn't what i meant!
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