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December 2nd, 2016, 08:41 PM	#11
Gladys Allova Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: A man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew.. Posts: 4,990 Thanks: 67,890 Thanked 89,740 Times in 4,990 Posts	The Police - Salami __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 2nd, 2016, 08:57 PM	#12
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,127 Thanks: 772,558 Thanked 855,636 Times in 57,558 Posts	Yes,I went there... Theme From A Summer Plaice Percy Faith __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 2nd, 2016, 10:31 PM	#13
pharoahegypt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Middle England Posts: 4,491 Thanks: 10,176 Thanked 43,617 Times in 4,154 Posts	Learn Tofu Lie - Foo Fighters or really stretching it ..... Flour - Kylie (you can't make much without the stuff?) __________________ Arguing with a intelligent person is hard; but arguing with a stupid person is impossible!

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December 3rd, 2016, 03:16 PM	#14
bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	Oh! And for my late-arriving pal a Dhansak the Tube Station at Midnight (Jam) and could we have a portion of Paperback Riatha please. I am the pasanda (Iggy Pop). Enuff already.

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December 3rd, 2016, 04:27 PM	#15
Gladys Allova Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: A man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew.. Posts: 4,990 Thanks: 67,890 Thanked 89,740 Times in 4,990 Posts	Will Powers - Quiche-ing With Confidence

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December 3rd, 2016, 05:47 PM	#16
Mal Hombre El Super Moderador Join Date: May 2009 Location: Adoptive Monkey Hanger Posts: 58,127 Thanks: 772,558 Thanked 855,636 Times in 57,558 Posts	It's a twofer.. Veal Meat Again Vera Lynn __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. If in doubt, Just ask Yourself What Would Max Do ? It is a porn site,But its a Classy porn site. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 3rd, 2016, 06:38 PM	#17
mameylopez Puro Chicharrón Con Pelos Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Guadalajara, Mexico Posts: 4,136 Thanks: 125,703 Thanked 108,428 Times in 4,143 Posts	Aquarium - Camille Saint-Saëns

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December 3rd, 2016, 06:49 PM	#18
Gladys Allova Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: A man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew.. Posts: 4,990 Thanks: 67,890 Thanked 89,740 Times in 4,990 Posts	for our ol' mate billybunter The Who - You Butter You Bet

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December 3rd, 2016, 09:08 PM	#19
bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	It's chapati and I'll cry if I want to...

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December 3rd, 2016, 09:10 PM	#20
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