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Old 08-31-2016, 01:37 PM   #1
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Now we are being treated (subjected) to daily pics of our female Prime minister, I am getting to appreciate that she has some fine qualities. Ample bust, long shapely legs, and a good posture. She is certainly an improvement on the battle axe Iron Maiden. Has anyone else noticed or been attracted to our First Lady. I remember seeing some quality upskirts from the second row of the House of Commons 2 or 3 years ago and eventually discovered it was from TM. Any links to candid photos of her would be appreciated.
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Old 08-31-2016, 01:56 PM   #2
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Old 08-31-2016, 02:17 PM   #3
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Probably not the bad stuff you are. Could anyone be attracted to any woman the Corbyn crew could attract? Hairy legs, arms and face, mis-shapen organic cotton clothes, fain smell of mould?
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Old 08-31-2016, 02:46 PM   #4
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3 words. Gloria de Piero.
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Well I would.....but then I have absolutely no standards.....I'd've probably done Thatch.....as long as the lights were off
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Gloria de Piero definately isn't a Corbyn supporter! I wouldn't say now to the chance to do Theresa and Nicola Sturgeon at the same time! lol
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Actually yes. I rather like the look of Heidi Alexander MP. Not being a Labour supporter, I don't know what side of the party she's on.
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Gloria de Piero definately isn't a Corbyn supporter! I wouldn't say now to the chance to do Theresa and Nicola Sturgeon at the same time! lol
I have images of Theresa and Nicola doing fingers and tongues in 69. That would make me so happy then I would have them both. Apparently Theresa is avid fan of sexy shoes too. So both in high heels only please. Mmmmm
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Never smoked before lol. I think I'm at that age though where I am drooling over every woman on TV. My guilty secret is Naga Munchetty.
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Never smoked before lol. I think I'm at that age though where I am drooling over every woman on TV. My guilty secret is Naga Munchetty.
Look out for Strictly then she's on it this year....I'm hoping they dress her up in something suitably short & sexy.
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