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Old July 21st, 2017, 07:09 PM   #21
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"Quarrel fetch my shoes." Sean Connery in Dr. No
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Old July 22nd, 2017, 06:45 PM   #22
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Big Grin A variation of such a dumb line tends to be found in seven out of ten movies and it does me bloody head in !

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Old July 22nd, 2017, 08:48 PM   #23
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"We are not so different you and I"
Along with "I'm getting too old for this crap" as the ageing protagonist walks away from the fight.
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Old July 23rd, 2017, 10:26 AM   #24
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'They may take our lives, but they will not take our freedom.' - Mel Gibson, Braveheart
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Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me (1992) "I'm gone, like a turkey in the corn. Gobble gobble!"
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A movie with nothing but dumb lines, "Urban Cowboy."


"Go see yer daddy. You like him better!"


Or Travolta's HORRIBLY executed Texas accent: "I love ya, Sissa."



And the all time great Travolta travesty, from "Saturday Night Fever," "I work real hard on my hair and he hits it."
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Old October 20th, 2018, 02:09 AM   #27
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"Let's split up" - never seen what follows that line go well
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Old October 20th, 2018, 08:36 PM   #28
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Must be weird not having anyone cum on ya (Showgirls)
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Troll 2
They're eating her... and then they're going to eat me... OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
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I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum................and I'm all out of gum.
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