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**Dr Pepper** · August 2nd, 2016, 03:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by howerd

According to the Bible 'Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live'. The woman next door has a wart which we all know is a sure sign that she's a witch

so can I burn her?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g

Only if she weighs as much as a duck......

**moreteavicar** · August 2nd, 2016, 01:59 PM

Why do celebrity special TV quiz shows dumb down the questions?
Why, when the questions are dumbed down, don't the celebrities win the money for their charities?

forfucksake · August 4th, 2016, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Aside from amongst others. Katherine Helmond,Kat Dennings and Christine Hendricks...

I Did say nearly all.

forfucksake · August 4th, 2016, 12:58 PM

Ok here is another one.
Where the fuck is my sex robot?
TV and movies have been promising us a brighter future for decades now but I still don't have my sex robot.

forfucksake · August 6th, 2016, 02:35 PM

OK how about this one.
Why don't TV stars work harder? Having to wait 6 to 7 months for the next season to start is intolerable. Maybe if they paid them less they would have a better work ethic.
I read once that charlie sheen was getting over 2 mil per episode for 2 and a bit men.
How the fuck does someone snort 2 million dollars of coke a week and not die?

**thunderfly** · August 6th, 2016, 03:10 PM

Why do overweight people always drink 'diet' cola? Are they making a statement saying "look at me, I'm making a concious effort to lose weight by drinking diet cola rather than regular cola". Do they actually believe drinking diet cola rather than regular cola will help them to lose weight? Why not just drink regular cola if they're not bothered about their weight?

I used to work with a guy who must've drunk about four or five cans of diet cola every day for years. It never made him slim. Drinking no cola might have helped.

Estreeter · August 6th, 2016, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thunderfly

Why do overweight people always drink 'diet' cola?

No joke here, I know an overweight

person who drinks Diet Coke, I asked them that same question while poking fun, but they said it tastes better than Diet Pepsi

**Welderman** · August 6th, 2016, 08:46 PM

How do I get one of them massive Avtars.??. instead of my piddley little one..

**moreteavicar** · August 6th, 2016, 09:37 PM

Why are some sports commentators on the BBC allowed to get away with using the word "preformance"? There's one using it at the moment on the gymnastics and I know there's another numpty going to be saying it when the diving starts!!!

**Gladys Allova** · August 6th, 2016, 09:41 PM

I liked the 'Immovable Trees'

they kept referring to in the cycle road race

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moreteavicar Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 1,284 Thanks: 32,539 Thanked 19,137 Times in 1,256 Posts	Why are some sports commentators on the BBC allowed to get away with using the word "preformance"? There's one using it at the moment on the gymnastics and I know there's another numpty going to be saying it when the diving starts!!! __________________ 5 out of 4 people don't understand fractions.

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August 4th, 2016, 12:58 PM	#14
forfucksake Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 401 Thanks: 131 Thanked 2,778 Times in 375 Posts	Ok here is another one. Where the fuck is my sex robot? TV and movies have been promising us a brighter future for decades now but I still don't have my sex robot.

August 6th, 2016, 02:35 PM	#15
forfucksake Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 401 Thanks: 131 Thanked 2,778 Times in 375 Posts	OK how about this one. Why don't TV stars work harder? Having to wait 6 to 7 months for the next season to start is intolerable. Maybe if they paid them less they would have a better work ethic. I read once that charlie sheen was getting over 2 mil per episode for 2 and a bit men. How the fuck does someone snort 2 million dollars of coke a week and not die?

August 6th, 2016, 03:10 PM	#16
thunderfly Vintage Member Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 896 Thanks: 6,620 Thanked 11,386 Times in 896 Posts	Why do overweight people always drink 'diet' cola? Are they making a statement saying "look at me, I'm making a concious effort to lose weight by drinking diet cola rather than regular cola". Do they actually believe drinking diet cola rather than regular cola will help them to lose weight? Why not just drink regular cola if they're not bothered about their weight? I used to work with a guy who must've drunk about four or five cans of diet cola every day for years. It never made him slim. Drinking no cola might have helped.