What Have You Learned Today ?

[ButteredUp]

i'm the only one posting in this thread now

[Sir Honkers]

That volunteering to accompany a group of eight year olds on an excursion to an open range zoo was the best five hours I've had all week.

[ButteredUp]

In Hollywood, the "one hand washes the other" should be a warning -
you don't know who the other hand had touched.

[cassandra]

the forum is still surviving, the rest of the world seems to be going to hell.

Does this mean all forum members will end up in heaven ?

[Mal Hombre]

The Forum is Heaven..

[73north]

I finally got into work ( Agency ) after 1 year out this week -
and worked really hard this week , and found my way around a strange Theatre and was conscientious and hard-working .
I also followed Mike Tyson's advice and got into work an hour early - so I could check stuff and make sure everything was ready and working..

however the real highlight of this week -
I had an Adultwork encounter that I had pre-booked with care -
when I was working ' away from home ' , and away from the sexless wife -
and it was wonderful - I booked a lovely escort 2 hours after I had finished a 10 hour shift ( when I was in a position where I was in a real position of responsibility ) -
anyway , I had learned a few lessons and above all , knew what worked and did not - so I took a well- known Viagra Pill 1 hour before the appointment - and met the lady of my choice at the in-ln-call
- I did what probably very few punters do , I treated the lady with respect and admiration - and made it clear to her that she was very attractive .
I also did what comes naturally , I told her about my hobbies and interests ( I showed her my posts on VEF ) I had what can only be described as Utopia , that I will not go into - but that I loved every second -
my top tips for using an escort -
50mg of Viagra with no food , 1 hour before , make damn sure its Girl Friend Experience offered , or no deal , be yourself - if you want to chat about Strontium Dog , or Heinz Guderian , go for it -
if you are different AND pleasant , you will get extra brownies points later...#the most important thing is that you let your escort know that you are safe - and friendly - and that you are trustworthy
above all , be pleasant and praising - and make it clear to your escort , that you find them very attractive and let them know they are gorgeous -
I would say in closing , that spending time giving praise and being a perfect gentleman - will repay itself - if you want a repeat performance -
with escorts - I have found , if you are nice to them , they will reciprocate .
if you offer a loving atmosphere and make it clear you adore them -
they will go to you first over an aggressive jerk who treats them like dirt
- it pays to be nice , with escorts !

[steamjon]

Now I know why I never became a big Hollywood star. I never got hit on by Harvey Weinstein.

Then again I think he does not go for dudes!

[ButteredUp]

I need to watch what I say about Marilyn Monroe in any damn thread
cause somebody will end up pissing me off thinking
I don't know anything about her!!!!

[Estreeter]

Today

I learned to remember to remember where I last placed my wallet
Can't find the fucking thing

[Roubignol]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

Today

I learned to remember to remember where I last placed my wallet
Can't find the fucking thing

I tie mine to the belt of my pants.
Like that the pick pockets can not steal me and I no longer lose it on the seat of the train or the job vehicle.
I do the same with my keys.

That's extremely expensive and administrative time wasting to lose your debit, credit, ID card and the driving license.