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Old September 22nd, 2012, 12:37 AM   #11
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On seeing the question, the first thought that came into my head was "now why the f*ck would I want to do that?"
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Old September 22nd, 2012, 05:18 PM   #12
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Only at christmas
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Never lifted but I have bumped a few. (hip to hip, sideways, fully clothed you perves) There was a song called "aint gonna bump no more with no big fat woman" at the time. Because I am skinny, women would bump me out of the way in a friendly fashion. I would warn them not to repeat it or I would show them what a real bump was. I was ten stone and I bumped a fifteen stone women about five feet. She had both hips replaced last year and I wonder if I was a contributory cause
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