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Old 09-04-2017, 02:27 PM   #21
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Um-bongo, Um-bongo,
They drink it in the Congo...
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21 ... I will sign a bill that requires all whites to sit at the back of the bus
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Sorry for .......
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I hereby declare every Thursday to be Trumpday
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Stop saying Barron would make a better President than me. He acts like he's 11, I act like I'm 12. Huge difference.

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25 I will not be lobbying Congress to raise taxes, I will raise Government revenue selling secret recordings of Congressmen and Senators in compromising positions and anal action also
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I will go out there and grab Irma's pussy
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"I'm opening a discount version of the WHite House in Harlem"
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"Hi I'm Barry Scott..."
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I got it wrong

You were right all along - I am a crook

I've been robbing you blind - sorry, I'll give it all back

My daughter is even more honest than me

My wife does have to vommit when she 'touches' me

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Mike ; please take over

I'm going for a round of golf with James Comey

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It's true - I am that Stupid
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