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Old 06-24-2017, 08:18 PM   #1
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Old 06-24-2017, 08:33 PM   #2
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2. "I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing.."
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Old 06-24-2017, 10:30 PM   #3
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Old 06-24-2017, 11:30 PM   #4
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Old 06-24-2017, 11:52 PM   #5
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I lied about the Clintons, I lied about Obama, I lied about "the swamp"... hell everything I said on the campaign was a lie, and you believed me.
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Lets have a decent proper healthcare system. Like the civilised world does.
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