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Old 12-11-2017, 11:09 PM   #8771
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1. Pictures of Lily - The Who
2. Flor d' Luna (Moonflower) - Santana
3. Mama Liked The Roses - Elvis Presley
4. Steve Hackett - The Red Flower Of Tachai Blooms Everywher
5. Lily The Pink - The Scaffold
6. Beware of the flowers - John Otway
7. Build Me Up Buttercup - The Foundations
8. Kiss from a Rose - Seal
9. Edelweiss - Bring Me Edelweiss
10.Tiptoe Through The Tulips - Al Dubin and Joe Burke
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Old 12-11-2017, 11:20 PM   #8772
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1. Pictures of Lily - The Who
2. Flor d' Luna (Moonflower) - Santana
3. Mama Liked The Roses - Elvis Presley
4. Steve Hackett - The Red Flower Of Tachai Blooms Everywher
5. Lily The Pink - The Scaffold
6. Beware of the flowers - John Otway
7. Build Me Up Buttercup - The Foundations
8. Kiss from a Rose - Seal
9. Edelweiss - Bring Me Edelweiss
10.Tiptoe Through The Tulips - Al Dubin and Joe Burke
11. Pretty Pink Rose - Adrian Belew & David Bowie

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Old 12-12-2017, 05:11 AM   #8773
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1. Pictures of Lily - The Who
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3. Mama Liked The Roses - Elvis Presley
4. Steve Hackett - The Red Flower Of Tachai Blooms Everywher
5. Lily The Pink - The Scaffold
6. Beware of the flowers - John Otway
7. Build Me Up Buttercup - The Foundations
8. Kiss from a Rose - Seal
9. Edelweiss - Bring Me Edelweiss
10.Tiptoe Through The Tulips - Al Dubin and Joe Burke
11. Pretty Pink Rose - Adrian Belew & David Bowie
12. Dandelion - Rolling Stones
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Old 12-12-2017, 05:14 AM   #8774
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1. Pictures of Lily - The Who
2. Flor d' Luna (Moonflower) - Santana
3. Mama Liked The Roses - Elvis Presley
4. Steve Hackett - The Red Flower Of Tachai Blooms Everywher
5. Lily The Pink - The Scaffold
6. Beware of the flowers - John Otway
7. Build Me Up Buttercup - The Foundations
8. Kiss from a Rose - Seal
9. Edelweiss - Bring Me Edelweiss
10.Tiptoe Through The Tulips - Al Dubin and Joe Burke
11. Pretty Pink Rose - Adrian Belew & David Bowie
12. Dandelion - Rolling Stones
13. Bluebell Knoll - Cocteau Twins

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Old 12-12-2017, 05:19 AM   #8775
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