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Old 12-14-2017, 12:08 PM   #2731
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Old 12-14-2017, 03:04 PM   #2732
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I wonder if trailmaster would agree to stop posting if I sent him a bottle of Laphroaig for Christmas?
Only until the day after - after the bottle was empty.
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Old 12-14-2017, 06:24 PM   #2733
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Stop it all of you. Can't you see that is what they want. They want you to continue posting.
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How many times do I have to say it. I have tasted this stuff and it is the very worst crap that I ever had. SanteeFats piss would taste better!


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How many times do I have to say it. I have tasted this stuff and it is the very worst crap that I ever had. SanteeFats piss would taste better!

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How many times do I have to say it. I have tasted this stuff and it is the very worst crap that I ever had. SanteeFats piss would taste better!

You have obviously not tested jägermeister and mustard.
Therefor I'm the winner!!!
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So you think my pee smells like that??? What have you and TM been doing?????
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So you think my pee smells like that??? What have you and TM been doing?????
I was thinking of white gorilla piss:




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So you think my pee smells like that??? What have you and TM been doing?????
No I don't think your pee smells like that.
To be honest, I don't know what your pee smells or tastes like and I don't want to know either.

But I know what jägermeister and mustard tastes like.
Let's say Laphroaig 10 is mush better.
In fact, it's wonderful.
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Okay explain how you know THAT
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