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Old 12-07-2017, 01:17 PM   #2731
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bowlinggreen, this thread is not for insults. Just because you're own life is a failure there is no need to come down on me!
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I was looking for the last post and I found myself on top of this giant woodpile and now I can't get down without the whole pile coming down on me like a wood avalanche. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!

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Hey TM you like trophies so here is one for you.



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bowlinggreen, this thread is not for insults. Just because you're own life is a failure there is no need to come down on me!
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I was looking for the last post and I found myself on top of this giant woodpile and now I can't get down without the whole pile coming down on me like a wood avalanche. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!

You drink blended Scotch and think it's good. Need I say anything else?

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Ah, that great taste of Crown Royal Blended Canadian Whiskey. Just the thing to follow a good dinner!

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I won the Iditarod dog sled race, and I did it by running right over some of my competitors. Sorry guys

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