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Old 12-11-2017, 04:55 PM   #2731
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Old 12-12-2017, 11:58 AM   #2732
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We won the Jalapeno eating contest and all we get are these stupid t-shirts. We each had to eat several pounds of these super spicy peppers. We each brought a small bottle of syrup of ipecac and after getting our t-shirts we vomited up all of our stomach contents on the official's table and then ran like hell!


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I wonder if trailmaster would agree to stop posting if I sent him a bottle of Laphroaig for Christmas?
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Only until the day after - after the bottle was empty.
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