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Old 11-07-2017, 03:03 PM   #1021
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Old 11-07-2017, 03:15 PM   #1023
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Big Grin Ok not his own kidney , but still it`s the thought that counts

ball7 donated a kidney to keep me going
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Old 11-07-2017, 03:29 PM   #1024
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Old 11-07-2017, 04:16 PM   #1025
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ball7 donated a kidney to keep me going
Wait, you seriously thought that it was a kidney....have you never seen play-doh before
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Big Grin Me I say we should all club together and help , by clubbing him

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Wait, you seriously thought that it was a kidney....have you never seen play-doh before
Hmmm now you mention it did wonder why is was so pliable , and came in a tiny tub

Butt I digest

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Old 11-07-2017, 04:49 PM   #1028
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ball7 is Gary Glitter's illegitimate child also
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