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November 7th, 2017, 05:05 PM	#342
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November 7th, 2017, 05:11 PM	#343
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November 7th, 2017, 08:40 PM	#344
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November 7th, 2017, 09:02 PM	#345
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November 8th, 2017, 02:16 PM	#346
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November 8th, 2017, 03:41 PM	#347
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November 8th, 2017, 07:46 PM	#348
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November 8th, 2017, 09:25 PM	#349
Wendigo Former Staff Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Blighty Posts: 113,771 Thanks: 259,876 Thanked 1,139,228 Times in 113,888 Posts	A. No that was far too early in the day, I usually waited till after Panorama had finished Q. How did you come by a name like Napoleon Wilson? __________________ RIP Doctor Who To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. 23 November 1963 to 25 December 2017, sacrificed on the altar of identity politics. The show is dead to me, but my DVD's live on If you can re-up dead links please consider adding this to your signature. It helps when looking at reports of dead posts. Please PM me re any dead images although it is likely if it is outside Celebs I may no longer have the content

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November 8th, 2017, 10:21 PM	#350
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