A Baker's Dozen - Page 795

**onthebusesfan** · November 11th, 2017, 11:12 AM

The most embarrassing Drunk memories

1, Brewers Droop,,,,,she was hot and never got another chance
2. Goosing a salvation army woman, I swear my hand did it of it's own accord
3. After getting really drunk at a party I was having a strange dream of peeing. I woke up and I was standing up in my bed , peeing in my bed!
4. Posting Crap on VEF.
5. Wasted but succeeding in making my way back home, I was walking in the country and suddenly saw a giant dog in the dark. Started to panic before my friends made me realize it was just a donkey.
6. I was sharing a room with a couple of other guys in France & was told the next day I had got up out of bed pissed up the wall & got back into bed again!
7. Woke up with a girl I didn't know...
8. Waking up to find that I'd agreed to Mod on VEF..
9. Trying to enjoy a one-night stand but being unable to work out whether she'd taken her tights off or not
10.Walking Through A Glass Door What I Thought Was An Open Door
11.

**rosestone** · November 12th, 2017, 05:29 AM

The most embarrassing Drunk memories

1, Brewers Droop,,,,,she was hot and never got another chance
2. Goosing a salvation army woman, I swear my hand did it of it's own accord
3. After getting really drunk at a party I was having a strange dream of peeing. I woke up and I was standing up in my bed , peeing in my bed!
4. Posting Crap on VEF.
5. Wasted but succeeding in making my way back home, I was walking in the country and suddenly saw a giant dog in the dark. Started to panic before my friends made me realize it was just a donkey.
6. I was sharing a room with a couple of other guys in France & was told the next day I had got up out of bed pissed up the wall & got back into bed again!
7. Woke up with a girl I didn't know...
8. Waking up to find that I'd agreed to Mod on VEF..
9. Trying to enjoy a one-night stand but being unable to work out whether she'd taken her tights off or not
10.Walking Through A Glass Door What I Thought Was An Open Door
11. Having to fight off a gay guy who thought he had seduced me
12.

Estreeter · November 12th, 2017, 09:01 AM

The most embarrassing Drunk memories

1, Brewers Droop,,,,,she was hot and never got another chance
2. Goosing a salvation army woman, I swear my hand did it of it's own accord
3. After getting really drunk at a party I was having a strange dream of peeing. I woke up and I was standing up in my bed , peeing in my bed!
4. Posting Crap on VEF.
5. Wasted but succeeding in making my way back home, I was walking in the country and suddenly saw a giant dog in the dark. Started to panic before my friends made me realize it was just a donkey.
6. I was sharing a room with a couple of other guys in France & was told the next day I had got up out of bed pissed up the wall & got back into bed again!
7. Woke up with a girl I didn't know...
8. Waking up to find that I'd agreed to Mod on VEF..
9. Trying to enjoy a one-night stand but being unable to work out whether she'd taken her tights off or not
10.Walking Through A Glass Door What I Thought Was An Open Door
11. Having to fight off a gay guy who thought he had seduced me
12. Among many, having a cop mate arrest me for drunk and disorderly
13.

**footstep** · November 12th, 2017, 09:21 AM

The most embarrassing Drunk memories

1, Brewers Droop,,,,,she was hot and never got another chance
2. Goosing a salvation army woman, I swear my hand did it of it's own accord
3. After getting really drunk at a party I was having a strange dream of peeing. I woke up and I was standing up in my bed , peeing in my bed!
4. Posting Crap on VEF.
5. Wasted but succeeding in making my way back home, I was walking in the country and suddenly saw a giant dog in the dark. Started to panic before my friends made me realize it was just a donkey.
6. I was sharing a room with a couple of other guys in France & was told the next day I had got up out of bed pissed up the wall & got back into bed again!
7. Woke up with a girl I didn't know...
8. Waking up to find that I'd agreed to Mod on VEF..
9. Trying to enjoy a one-night stand but being unable to work out whether she'd taken her tights off or not
10.Walking Through A Glass Door What I Thought Was An Open Door
11. Having to fight off a gay guy who thought he had seduced me
12. Among many, having a cop mate arrest me for drunk and disorderly
13. The black hole...

An actress you would marry.

1. Jodie Foster
2.

**Mal Hombre** · November 12th, 2017, 09:43 AM

An actress you would marry.

1. Jodie Foster
2. Salma Hayek
3.

**rotobott** · November 12th, 2017, 09:56 AM

An actress you would marry.

1. Jodie Foster
2. Salma Hayek
3. Jenna Coleman
4.

**Wendigo** · November 12th, 2017, 09:59 AM

An actress you would marry.

1. Jodie Foster
2. Salma Hayek
3. Jenna Coleman
4. Nicola Bryant
5.

**Ninjaturtle** · November 12th, 2017, 10:09 AM

An actress you would marry.

1. Jodie Foster
2. Salma Hayek
3. Jenna Coleman
4. Nicola Bryant
5. Miss Piggy
6.

Estreeter · November 12th, 2017, 10:28 AM

An actress you would marry.

1. Jodie Foster
2. Salma Hayek
3. Jenna Coleman
4. Nicola Bryant
5. Miss Piggy
6. None

7.

**wimbo77** · November 12th, 2017, 10:43 AM

An actress you would marry.

1. Jodie Foster
2. Salma Hayek
3. Jenna Coleman
4. Nicola Bryant
5. Miss Piggy
6. None

7. Who said life was fair
8.

November 11th, 2017, 11:12 AM	#7941
onthebusesfan Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: East Anglia Posts: 8,982 Thanks: 46,878 Thanked 124,319 Times in 8,812 Posts	The most embarrassing Drunk memories 1, Brewers Droop,,,,,she was hot and never got another chance 2. Goosing a salvation army woman, I swear my hand did it of it's own accord 3. After getting really drunk at a party I was having a strange dream of peeing. I woke up and I was standing up in my bed , peeing in my bed! 4. Posting Crap on VEF. 5. Wasted but succeeding in making my way back home, I was walking in the country and suddenly saw a giant dog in the dark. Started to panic before my friends made me realize it was just a donkey. 6. I was sharing a room with a couple of other guys in France & was told the next day I had got up out of bed pissed up the wall & got back into bed again! 7. Woke up with a girl I didn't know... 8. Waking up to find that I'd agreed to Mod on VEF.. 9. Trying to enjoy a one-night stand but being unable to work out whether she'd taken her tights off or not 10.Walking Through A Glass Door What I Thought Was An Open Door 11. __________________ Mary Millington I Love You To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Mary Millington is always a wonderful woman to me in my eyes.

November 12th, 2017, 09:01 AM	#7943
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,744 Times in 60,308 Posts	The most embarrassing Drunk memories 1, Brewers Droop,,,,,she was hot and never got another chance 2. Goosing a salvation army woman, I swear my hand did it of it's own accord 3. After getting really drunk at a party I was having a strange dream of peeing. I woke up and I was standing up in my bed , peeing in my bed! 4. Posting Crap on VEF. 5. Wasted but succeeding in making my way back home, I was walking in the country and suddenly saw a giant dog in the dark. Started to panic before my friends made me realize it was just a donkey. 6. I was sharing a room with a couple of other guys in France & was told the next day I had got up out of bed pissed up the wall & got back into bed again! 7. Woke up with a girl I didn't know... 8. Waking up to find that I'd agreed to Mod on VEF.. 9. Trying to enjoy a one-night stand but being unable to work out whether she'd taken her tights off or not 10.Walking Through A Glass Door What I Thought Was An Open Door 11. Having to fight off a gay guy who thought he had seduced me 12. Among many, having a cop mate arrest me for drunk and disorderly 13. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 12th, 2017, 09:43 AM	#7945
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November 12th, 2017, 09:59 AM	#7947
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November 12th, 2017, 10:09 AM	#7948
Ninjaturtle aka Kodijack Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Bunga Bunga Island Posts: 12,337 Thanks: 88,092 Thanked 259,800 Times in 12,571 Posts	An actress you would marry. 1. Jodie Foster 2. Salma Hayek 3. Jenna Coleman 4. Nicola Bryant 5. Miss Piggy 6. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. *To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.*

November 12th, 2017, 05:29 AM	#7942
rosestone Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 2,256 Thanks: 79,772 Thanked 37,954 Times in 2,261 Posts	The most embarrassing Drunk memories 1, Brewers Droop,,,,,she was hot and never got another chance 2. Goosing a salvation army woman, I swear my hand did it of it's own accord 3. After getting really drunk at a party I was having a strange dream of peeing. I woke up and I was standing up in my bed , peeing in my bed! 4. Posting Crap on VEF. 5. Wasted but succeeding in making my way back home, I was walking in the country and suddenly saw a giant dog in the dark. Started to panic before my friends made me realize it was just a donkey. 6. I was sharing a room with a couple of other guys in France & was told the next day I had got up out of bed pissed up the wall & got back into bed again! 7. Woke up with a girl I didn't know... 8. Waking up to find that I'd agreed to Mod on VEF.. 9. Trying to enjoy a one-night stand but being unable to work out whether she'd taken her tights off or not 10.Walking Through A Glass Door What I Thought Was An Open Door 11. Having to fight off a gay guy who thought he had seduced me 12.

November 12th, 2017, 09:21 AM	#7944
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,760 Times in 7,170 Posts	The most embarrassing Drunk memories 1, Brewers Droop,,,,,she was hot and never got another chance 2. Goosing a salvation army woman, I swear my hand did it of it's own accord 3. After getting really drunk at a party I was having a strange dream of peeing. I woke up and I was standing up in my bed , peeing in my bed! 4. Posting Crap on VEF. 5. Wasted but succeeding in making my way back home, I was walking in the country and suddenly saw a giant dog in the dark. Started to panic before my friends made me realize it was just a donkey. 6. I was sharing a room with a couple of other guys in France & was told the next day I had got up out of bed pissed up the wall & got back into bed again! 7. Woke up with a girl I didn't know... 8. Waking up to find that I'd agreed to Mod on VEF.. 9. Trying to enjoy a one-night stand but being unable to work out whether she'd taken her tights off or not 10.Walking Through A Glass Door What I Thought Was An Open Door 11. Having to fight off a gay guy who thought he had seduced me 12. Among many, having a cop mate arrest me for drunk and disorderly 13. The black hole... An actress you would marry. 1. Jodie Foster 2.

November 12th, 2017, 09:56 AM	#7946
rotobott Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 32,103 Thanks: 174,770 Thanked 634,548 Times in 31,424 Posts	An actress you would marry. 1. Jodie Foster 2. Salma Hayek 3. Jenna Coleman 4.

November 12th, 2017, 10:28 AM	#7949
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,106 Thanks: 449,599 Thanked 896,744 Times in 60,308 Posts	An actress you would marry. 1. Jodie Foster 2. Salma Hayek 3. Jenna Coleman 4. Nicola Bryant 5. Miss Piggy 6. None 7. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

November 12th, 2017, 10:43 AM	#7950
wimbo77 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 9,115 Thanks: 130,160 Thanked 144,381 Times in 9,160 Posts	An actress you would marry. 1. Jodie Foster 2. Salma Hayek 3. Jenna Coleman 4. Nicola Bryant 5. Miss Piggy 6. None 7. Who said life was fair 8. __________________

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