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November 11th, 2017, 11:12 AM | #7941 |
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The most embarrassing Drunk memories
1, Brewers Droop,,,,,she was hot and never got another chance 2. Goosing a salvation army woman, I swear my hand did it of it's own accord 3. After getting really drunk at a party I was having a strange dream of peeing. I woke up and I was standing up in my bed , peeing in my bed! 4. Posting Crap on VEF. 5. Wasted but succeeding in making my way back home, I was walking in the country and suddenly saw a giant dog in the dark. Started to panic before my friends made me realize it was just a donkey. 6. I was sharing a room with a couple of other guys in France & was told the next day I had got up out of bed pissed up the wall & got back into bed again! 7. Woke up with a girl I didn't know... 8. Waking up to find that I'd agreed to Mod on VEF.. 9. Trying to enjoy a one-night stand but being unable to work out whether she'd taken her tights off or not 10.Walking Through A Glass Door What I Thought Was An Open Door 11.
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November 12th, 2017, 05:29 AM | #7942 |
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The most embarrassing Drunk memories
1, Brewers Droop,,,,,she was hot and never got another chance 2. Goosing a salvation army woman, I swear my hand did it of it's own accord 3. After getting really drunk at a party I was having a strange dream of peeing. I woke up and I was standing up in my bed , peeing in my bed! 4. Posting Crap on VEF. 5. Wasted but succeeding in making my way back home, I was walking in the country and suddenly saw a giant dog in the dark. Started to panic before my friends made me realize it was just a donkey. 6. I was sharing a room with a couple of other guys in France & was told the next day I had got up out of bed pissed up the wall & got back into bed again! 7. Woke up with a girl I didn't know... 8. Waking up to find that I'd agreed to Mod on VEF.. 9. Trying to enjoy a one-night stand but being unable to work out whether she'd taken her tights off or not 10.Walking Through A Glass Door What I Thought Was An Open Door 11. Having to fight off a gay guy who thought he had seduced me 12. |
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November 12th, 2017, 09:01 AM | #7943 |
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The most embarrassing Drunk memories
1, Brewers Droop,,,,,she was hot and never got another chance 2. Goosing a salvation army woman, I swear my hand did it of it's own accord 3. After getting really drunk at a party I was having a strange dream of peeing. I woke up and I was standing up in my bed , peeing in my bed! 4. Posting Crap on VEF. 5. Wasted but succeeding in making my way back home, I was walking in the country and suddenly saw a giant dog in the dark. Started to panic before my friends made me realize it was just a donkey. 6. I was sharing a room with a couple of other guys in France & was told the next day I had got up out of bed pissed up the wall & got back into bed again! 7. Woke up with a girl I didn't know... 8. Waking up to find that I'd agreed to Mod on VEF.. 9. Trying to enjoy a one-night stand but being unable to work out whether she'd taken her tights off or not 10.Walking Through A Glass Door What I Thought Was An Open Door 11. Having to fight off a gay guy who thought he had seduced me 12. Among many, having a cop mate arrest me for drunk and disorderly 13.
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November 12th, 2017, 09:21 AM | #7944 |
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The most embarrassing Drunk memories
1, Brewers Droop,,,,,she was hot and never got another chance 2. Goosing a salvation army woman, I swear my hand did it of it's own accord 3. After getting really drunk at a party I was having a strange dream of peeing. I woke up and I was standing up in my bed , peeing in my bed! 4. Posting Crap on VEF. 5. Wasted but succeeding in making my way back home, I was walking in the country and suddenly saw a giant dog in the dark. Started to panic before my friends made me realize it was just a donkey. 6. I was sharing a room with a couple of other guys in France & was told the next day I had got up out of bed pissed up the wall & got back into bed again! 7. Woke up with a girl I didn't know... 8. Waking up to find that I'd agreed to Mod on VEF.. 9. Trying to enjoy a one-night stand but being unable to work out whether she'd taken her tights off or not 10.Walking Through A Glass Door What I Thought Was An Open Door 11. Having to fight off a gay guy who thought he had seduced me 12. Among many, having a cop mate arrest me for drunk and disorderly 13. The black hole... An actress you would marry. 1. Jodie Foster 2. |
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