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Old October 19th, 2017, 01:09 PM   #4641
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If I met a gorgeous woman who was turned on by me and we went to a hotel and she wanted to get it on with me, and after stripping I saw that she had a johnson between her legs I would have to knock her out and then perform some surgery on her. I would have to cut out the offending cock which might reveal the slit underneath, then I would get on top of her and f...k her brains out!
oh no ! TM ... go right for the hershey highway with your date ... or close your eyes for oral sex ... it will feel all the same right with your eyes closed. TM that's a anal or oral date ...
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oh no ! TM ... go right for the hershey highway with your date ... or close your eyes for oral sex ... it will feel all the same right with your eyes closed. TM that's a anal or oral date ...
Would this be available in paperback I always found the book is better than the movie
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Old October 22nd, 2017, 03:26 PM   #4646
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how can i mail with marylin jess aka dominique troyes?
she is on facebook,but my account was shut down.
can somebody write her and give her my e-mail?
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Are you sure that's her? Her boobs look a lot smaller?
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Stockings?
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