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Old February 5th, 2017, 01:20 PM   #3701
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I don't understand anything of what you just said. Clarify this or else!!
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God said: I will smite anyone of you puny humans if you persist in killing my baby animals for your culinary enjoyment!!
Gee I remember reading it as " Take and eat of these animals" some yes some no but still.
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Gee I remember reading it as " Take and eat of these animals" some yes some no but still.
Yes, but it said nothing of eating the flesh of baby animals!!
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One of these days aliens will visit our Earth and they might look like baby cows with big jaws filled with razor sharp teeth and they might want to eat us!!
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TM please go back on your meds.
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