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**sweatyhat** · August 11th, 2011, 05:25 AM

Have you noticed that if a woman keeps her bra on during an M/F porn scene, usually means she's going to get it up the arse?

**billybunter** · August 11th, 2011, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Have you noticed that if a woman keeps her bra on during an M/F porn scene, usually means she's going to get it up the arse?

I can't remember a modern porn scene were anal was off the menu.

**sweatyhat** · August 13th, 2011, 06:00 PM

The porn industry always presents us viewers with the finished article as in this pic here.

I doubt if this young lady pierced herself with those dildos.
I bet she assumed the position, and then someone else inserted them for her.

Don't squeeze love, they'll fall out.

**tygrkhat40** · August 13th, 2011, 06:10 PM

If tin whistles are made of tin, what are foghorns made of?

**TCO95** · August 13th, 2011, 10:39 PM

If a goat is a ram, and a donkey is an ass then why is it if I ram someone in the ass it's called a goose?

Most irrational fear? anatidaphobia; the fear that somehow, somewhere a duck is watching you! How many times would this fear get you beat up in the school yard?

**Warren G** · August 17th, 2011, 04:31 AM

Why do they call them apartments?

Why do you drive on a parkway, but park in a driveway?

If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

**TCO95** · August 30th, 2011, 04:31 PM

Someone somewhere owes us an apology for the Bay City Rollers.
I'll take mine in 5's and 10's thank you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBn2u...1&feature=fvwp

**sweatyhat** · August 30th, 2011, 08:37 PM

You know what I'm talking about.
The faces women wear either when they're chasing you to scratch an itch, or during the throes of ecstasy. When you see the latter, you know you're doing it right.

Both expressions are difficult fake. Most models do it very badly and appear to be gurning. It's not a very alluring look.
For this reason I think sometimes they'd be better off just smiling.

MisterMacky · September 1st, 2011, 02:32 AM

I don't know who Senator Giffords is.
I don't know why she is so important.
I wish the news channels would stop talking about her.

I wish Justin Beiber would get hit by a truck hauling manure.

TheVintageOne · September 1st, 2011, 04:17 AM

I've realized that no matter how many great pairs of legs I see I never get tired of seeing them.

August 11th, 2011, 05:25 AM	#91
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,912 Times in 10,563 Posts	Have you noticed that if a woman keeps her bra on during an M/F porn scene, usually means she's going to get it up the arse? __________________ Last edited by sweatyhat; August 11th, 2011 at 05:56 AM..

August 13th, 2011, 06:00 PM	#93
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,912 Times in 10,563 Posts	The Practical Side of the Porn Industry The porn industry always presents us viewers with the finished article as in this pic here. I doubt if this young lady pierced herself with those dildos. I bet she assumed the position, and then someone else inserted them for her. Don't squeeze love, they'll fall out. __________________

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August 30th, 2011, 08:37 PM	#98
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,912 Times in 10,563 Posts	Sex Face You know what I'm talking about. The faces women wear either when they're chasing you to scratch an itch, or during the throes of ecstasy. When you see the latter, you know you're doing it right. Both expressions are difficult fake. Most models do it very badly and appear to be gurning. It's not a very alluring look. For this reason I think sometimes they'd be better off just smiling. __________________ Last edited by sweatyhat; August 31st, 2011 at 05:32 AM..

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August 13th, 2011, 10:39 PM	#95
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,803 Times in 5,130 Posts	If a goat is a ram, and a donkey is an ass then why is it if I ram someone in the ass it's called a goose? Most irrational fear? anatidaphobia; the fear that somehow, somewhere a duck is watching you! How many times would this fear get you beat up in the school yard?

August 17th, 2011, 04:31 AM	#96
Warren G Vintage Member Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,473 Thanks: 5,632 Thanked 32,250 Times in 1,479 Posts	Why do they call them apartments? Why do you drive on a parkway, but park in a driveway? If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

August 30th, 2011, 04:31 PM	#97
TCO95 Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: This member is not allowed in your country. Posts: 5,176 Thanks: 47,615 Thanked 64,803 Times in 5,130 Posts	Someone somewhere owes us an apology for the Bay City Rollers. I'll take mine in 5's and 10's thank you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBn2u...1&feature=fvwp

September 1st, 2011, 02:32 AM	#99
MisterMacky Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 573 Thanks: 1,529 Thanked 4,514 Times in 537 Posts	I don't know who Senator Giffords is. I don't know why she is so important. I wish the news channels would stop talking about her. I wish Justin Beiber would get hit by a truck hauling manure.

September 1st, 2011, 04:17 AM	#100
TheVintageOne Member Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 74 Thanks: 183 Thanked 691 Times in 72 Posts	I've realized that no matter how many great pairs of legs I see I never get tired of seeing them.