Your 'stash' when you die :(

**Road Dogg** · April 1st, 2009, 03:16 AM

Just like to touch on what Bronxyman mentioned in his "Does your partner know about your porn or do you hide it?" thread

I have done a search but can't find anything relating to this, if there is one I do apologise.

I was only thinking the other day about when I go (yes, yes it's gonna happen

) what is to happen to the collection I have built up, will my children go through the PC and see all that porn, lol how embarrassing

I was just wondering as I can't relate to anyone, (maybe someone on a porn forum though!) my mates have like a couple of mags and dvd's but not the gb's of porn that I have and I will be certainly keeping it from my girlfriend! BUT, but what happens if I have an accident and she sees it all, will it taint the feelings she had for me lol.

She has toys (we're using them) but thats slightly different in my opinion, seems it's more acceptable.

Maybe by the time I'm an old git there maybe something invented that when my brain switches off it will destroy all the contents on the hard-drive!! I think I would shell out for that device.

Is it worth writing an apology letter in advance in the folder

Has anyone else had thoughts about this?

I do apologise for the negative look of this thread, I wish all VEF members good health

Cheers, JDCub

zarafan · April 1st, 2009, 04:52 AM

A friend of mine once invited me to help clear out the library of another friend who had recently passed away from cancer (it shouldn't happen to anyone on this list!). The guy was an amazing collector with some first rate books, many of which I bought from my friend (who was the executor of the estate). I turned the corner of the living room and asked what the pile of magazines were. My friend shrugged and said "kinky sex." Being the inquisitive type, I had a look: mostly very poorly photographed BDSM magazines apparently from the 70s and 80s--the kind of cheap, repackaged stuff you can get at a newsstand in any anonymous city. It clearly embarrassed my friend. So I had to wonder: the other guy wasn't, heaven forbid, killed in a car crash or something, so knowing his prognosis, why did he leave this stuff lying around? Getting rid of it would have been the first thing I would have done once I found out the dismal news. I hope it will be a while before I put my money where my mouth is on this one!

johan · April 1st, 2009, 05:13 AM

kind of an interesting topic I guess. I don't have much myself, but there was an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm that dealt with this topic -- http://www.megavideo.com/?d=G8JMUAHZ

(if you'd rather download the avi, replace megavideo with megaupload)

**slaphead** · April 1st, 2009, 05:51 AM

Post it all to my ex who threatened to blackmail me with it if I didn't give her the house !!!

**eelcat** · April 1st, 2009, 06:33 AM

I think it would be embarrassing that after being at death's door you actually survived...after having your kids (and mum if she's still alive) going through your affects and discovering your Long Jeanne Silver video....and then your German watersports collection...and then Fart Brazil.
Look, porn these days doesn't have the stigma attached to it like it did in earlier times. If I discovered a few art mags in my dad's stuff I don't think I'd worry to much unless you come across something illegal. But that's another story.

reiver58 · April 1st, 2009, 09:13 AM

I made the terrible mistake of unloading my initial porn collection when I got married. In theory, it made sense at the time, but she really wasn't bringing an "A game" to the table (or bed), so I began missing "the girls"..Trinity, Tracey, Renee Summers, Christy Canyon, Lisa Deleuw (sp), Little Oral Annie and Sarah Jane.

I eventually rebuilt the collection...but some stuff I never found again. This forum has been terrific in respect to occassionally finding some of that old stuff.

I had a few great hiding places...like under the insulation in the attic crawl space, but would eventually get too lazy to return the tapes to the hiding place.

Another technique was to label the tapes with titles (or place inside boxes) that she would have absolutely no interest in viewing. I filled all my "Avengers" VHS boxes with porn. (The fact she wasn't interested in Steed, Mrs Peel or Tara King was also an indicator the marriage was doomed

I wouldn't recommend tossing the collection if you get the long face from the doctor...if you recover, you'll just start rebuilding and no sense paying for the same stuff twice.

The most potentially embarrassing stuff I have is when Tracey Adams and Trinity Loren moved on to fetish movies. Whoever goes through my "estate" should realize I followed the actresses, rather than developed interest in the film's content. If they don't follow that logic thread, I'll be too dead to really care.

**deepsepia** · January 27th, 2012, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reiver58

I made the terrible mistake of unloading my initial porn collection when I got married. In theory, it made sense at the time, but she really wasn't bringing an "A game" to the table (or bed), so I began missing "the girls"..Trinity, Tracey, Renee Summers, Christy Canyon, Lisa Deleuw (sp), Little Oral Annie and Sarah Jane.

I eventually rebuilt the collection...but some stuff I never found again. This forum has been terrific in respect to occassionally finding some of that old stuff.

Its astonishing how common this experience is . . . everyone has their earnest "Pornocaust" where old friends get consigned to the rubbish, only to be sought out again.

Its funny, too, how you remember the particular Playmates of your youth who sadly ended up in the dumpster.

I'm most grateful to this forum for renewing my acquaintance with the images that I obsessed over all those years ago.

snorkie · April 6th, 2009, 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eelcat

your Long Jeanne Silver video....and then your German watersports collection...

This one! Bwahhh ...ha....ha! Well done, sir.

spectacles · April 12th, 2009, 06:20 PM

All this is very well but once your gone your gone.
Whos going to be embarrassed? You. Your dead. Them . Why? Its not their stash
What are they going to do?
Go on one of those Derek Ancorra "crossing over " shows
Can you imagine it
Derek; Ive got Specs here
Thats my dearly departed. Why did you have a porn stash?

"Well now you know why I always wanted to bang your arse while you went down on your sister!"
My bidey -in knows about my stash so no problem. If we both go together her daughter might be more concerned about her mams stash of gay porn and blokes with massive dongs!

**steamjon** · May 13th, 2009, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spectacles

Go on one of those Derek Ancorra "crossing over " shows
Can you imagine it
Derek; Ive got Specs here
Thats my dearly departed. Why did you have a porn stash?

In my case.

Where have you hidden it ya bastard

April 1st, 2009, 03:16 AM	#1
Road Dogg Expert Mug Punter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Between Stade Joseph Marien and Loftus Road Posts: 3,762 Thanks: 17,143 Thanked 75,788 Times in 4,031 Posts	Your 'stash' when you die :( Just like to touch on what Bronxyman mentioned in his "Does your partner know about your porn or do you hide it?" thread I have done a search but can't find anything relating to this, if there is one I do apologise. I was only thinking the other day about when I go (yes, yes it's gonna happen) what is to happen to the collection I have built up, will my children go through the PC and see all that porn, lol how embarrassing I was just wondering as I can't relate to anyone, (maybe someone on a porn forum though!) my mates have like a couple of mags and dvd's but not the gb's of porn that I have and I will be certainly keeping it from my girlfriend! BUT, but what happens if I have an accident and she sees it all, will it taint the feelings she had for me lol. She has toys (we're using them) but thats slightly different in my opinion, seems it's more acceptable. Maybe by the time I'm an old git there maybe something invented that when my brain switches off it will destroy all the contents on the hard-drive!! I think I would shell out for that device. Is it worth writing an apology letter in advance in the folder Has anyone else had thoughts about this? I do apologise for the negative look of this thread, I wish all VEF members good health Cheers, JDCub Last edited by DubSalute; April 1st, 2009 at 10:15 AM..

April 1st, 2009, 09:13 AM	#6
reiver58 Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 15 Thanks: 46 Thanked 127 Times in 13 Posts	Porn and Guns: Taken only from my cold dead hands I made the terrible mistake of unloading my initial porn collection when I got married. In theory, it made sense at the time, but she really wasn't bringing an "A game" to the table (or bed), so I began missing "the girls"..Trinity, Tracey, Renee Summers, Christy Canyon, Lisa Deleuw (sp), Little Oral Annie and Sarah Jane. I eventually rebuilt the collection...but some stuff I never found again. This forum has been terrific in respect to occassionally finding some of that old stuff. I had a few great hiding places...like under the insulation in the attic crawl space, but would eventually get too lazy to return the tapes to the hiding place. Another technique was to label the tapes with titles (or place inside boxes) that she would have absolutely no interest in viewing. I filled all my "Avengers" VHS boxes with porn. (The fact she wasn't interested in Steed, Mrs Peel or Tara King was also an indicator the marriage was doomed I wouldn't recommend tossing the collection if you get the long face from the doctor...if you recover, you'll just start rebuilding and no sense paying for the same stuff twice. The most potentially embarrassing stuff I have is when Tracey Adams and Trinity Loren moved on to fetish movies. Whoever goes through my "estate" should realize I followed the actresses, rather than developed interest in the film's content. If they don't follow that logic thread, I'll be too dead to really care.

April 1st, 2009, 04:52 AM	#2
zarafan Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 47 Thanks: 1,070 Thanked 383 Times in 45 Posts	A friend of mine once invited me to help clear out the library of another friend who had recently passed away from cancer (it shouldn't happen to anyone on this list!). The guy was an amazing collector with some first rate books, many of which I bought from my friend (who was the executor of the estate). I turned the corner of the living room and asked what the pile of magazines were. My friend shrugged and said "kinky sex." Being the inquisitive type, I had a look: mostly very poorly photographed BDSM magazines apparently from the 70s and 80s--the kind of cheap, repackaged stuff you can get at a newsstand in any anonymous city. It clearly embarrassed my friend. So I had to wonder: the other guy wasn't, heaven forbid, killed in a car crash or something, so knowing his prognosis, why did he leave this stuff lying around? Getting rid of it would have been the first thing I would have done once I found out the dismal news. I hope it will be a while before I put my money where my mouth is on this one!

April 1st, 2009, 05:13 AM	#3
johan Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 45 Thanks: 24 Thanked 828 Times in 41 Posts	kind of an interesting topic I guess. I don't have much myself, but there was an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm that dealt with this topic -- http://www.megavideo.com/?d=G8JMUAHZ (if you'd rather download the avi, replace megavideo with megaupload)

April 1st, 2009, 05:51 AM	#4
slaphead Vintage Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Among the goats Posts: 465 Thanks: 240 Thanked 15,242 Times in 462 Posts	Post it all to my ex who threatened to blackmail me with it if I didn't give her the house !!!

April 1st, 2009, 06:33 AM	#5
eelcat Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Australia Posts: 660 Thanks: 2,389 Thanked 6,300 Times in 648 Posts	I think it would be embarrassing that after being at death's door you actually survived...after having your kids (and mum if she's still alive) going through your affects and discovering your Long Jeanne Silver video....and then your German watersports collection...and then Fart Brazil. Look, porn these days doesn't have the stigma attached to it like it did in earlier times. If I discovered a few art mags in my dad's stuff I don't think I'd worry to much unless you come across something illegal. But that's another story.

April 12th, 2009, 06:20 PM	#9
spectacles Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 78 Thanks: 499 Thanked 802 Times in 71 Posts	All this is very well but once your gone your gone. Whos going to be embarrassed? You. Your dead. Them . Why? Its not their stash What are they going to do? Go on one of those Derek Ancorra "crossing over " shows Can you imagine it Derek; Ive got Specs here Thats my dearly departed. Why did you have a porn stash? "Well now you know why I always wanted to bang your arse while you went down on your sister!" My bidey -in knows about my stash so no problem. If we both go together her daughter might be more concerned about her mams stash of gay porn and blokes with massive dongs!