You Woke Up One Morning And

[Estreeter]

You Woke Up One Morning And

you remained in bed for the next 10 minutes wondering if you're awake or not.
Time to get up, so off the bed and you have your usual yawn, stretch and a few choice curse words aimed at the world in general

You slightly raise your left leg a little, let out a ripper of a fart, giggle for a few seconds then feel your main vein needs to drain your bladder

So off too the dunny you go, you lift the lid if your missus used it last , pull the boxer's down a bit, then, HUH it ain't there. Your long shlong said so long during the night and left In a panic you look down and your hands are searchin' all over the place but too no avail. You have no penis, nothing, all gone

I think I'd faint if that happened,
How would you react or first thoughts.

Sorry, I had this conversation today with a few mates at a BBQ, mainly just too gross out the girls

[sweatyhat]

For the first time I'd be forced to sit for a piss.
After getting that out the way I'd be in the right place shit myself while I screamed at the missus to come and see.

There's a bit of ambiguity in your scenario Streets. Has the penis quietly disappeared leaving you with just a pubic fleece, or has it been surgically/violently removed with plenty of gore?

[Estreeter]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

Has the penis quietly disappeared leaving you with just a pubic fleece, or has it been surgically/violently removed with plenty of gore?

It's just not there, not violently removed, there's nothing except skin as if there never ever was one since birth. Not even evidence there was one. So technically you have no gender, in fact I'll even add in your testicles have gone also.

[sweatyhat]

Originally Posted by Estreeter

It's just not there, not violently removed, there's nothing except skin as if there never ever was one since birth. Not even evidence there was one. So technically you have no gender, in fact I'll even add in your testicles have gone also.

No balls.
No testosterone.
No complaints.
You'll grow breasts to play with.

[palo5]

Originally Posted by sweatyhat

No balls.
No testosterone.
No complaints.
You'll grow breasts to play with.

Breasts are toys for men, sweaty. Would you really want men to play with them? - because you know they would want to. How would you fight back if you had no balls and no testosterone?

[tygrkhat40]

Originally Posted by palo5

How would you fight back if you had no balls and no testosterone?

I have three sisters and they had no compunction about getting physical in a fight. My older sister still has a scar from where our middle sister clawed a large chunk of skin out of her arm. The older sister excuses this by saying she was trying to kill the middle sister at the time.

[exfarmer]

Shit! What a thought penis gone forever!
I think i'd be found curled up in the fetal position on the bathroom floor blubbing like a baby. Shortly afterwards going completely insane and getting taken away by the men in white coats.

[Brecht]

Huh, impossible to imagine something like this. I'd produce a television drama called "Not Without My Penis".

Sweatyhat, as a kid, I had to sit when in toilet because my mother ordered so. Since she is a neat freak, she feared my piss would end up all over the walls if I stand. Of course, I used to protest because my dude rights were violated and I talked to my father. He told her "Woman, he shall stand" but then she showed him who's boss.

[sweatyhat]

No cock? How're you gonna pee?
They'll have to catheterise you like they do for old male prostate patients in hospital. You'll spend the rest of your life at home, shuffling around in slippers and a dressing gown carrying a bag of your own piss.



Great for boozing mind you. Have all your cans in a coolbox next to you, then just 'run a line' out the patio doors to carry your urine away.

[Mal Hombre]

I honestly don't know how I'd react,Badly I'm sure.Reminds Me of Koro ,A psychiatric disorder prevalent in Malaysia,Where the sufferer becomes convinced that His penis is retracting into His body.There have been three recorded cases in the US,All Cannabis smokers,So beware.