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Old December 30th, 2009, 05:27 PM   #1
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Old December 30th, 2009, 05:44 PM   #2
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Beautiful! May I request the proper pronunciation of February?

It's not feb-yew-erry, feb-er-erry, feb-a-werry. FEB-ROO-AIR-EE. 2 Rs, no Ws. :-)
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Old December 30th, 2009, 11:20 PM   #3
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At the risk of being too serious, the number of VEF members who can't spell 'definitely' should be a cause of serious concern.

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Old December 31st, 2009, 04:11 AM   #4
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Old January 8th, 2010, 08:52 PM   #5
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Awesome. Guilty as charged on the weather or not to use whether. Thirty lashes upon my bottom from this nun:


This will ensure that I do it again at least twice.

The list should include all right, too, to, and two too.
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Nessecary...Nesessary...nesescary?
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Default Commonly misspelled "ie" and "ei" words

A few of the more difficult "ie" and "ei" words:

Agencies, ancient, believe, conscience, deficiencies, efficient, efficiencies, field, friend, policies, priest, science, shield, siege, sufficient, yield.

Being, caffeine, ceiling, conceited, conceive, deceit, Eileen, Einstein, einsteinium, either, foreign, foreigner, forfeit, forfeiture, heifer, height, heir, leisure, neighbor, neither, perceive, protein, receive, receipt, seize, seizure, sheikh, sleigh, sleight, stein, their, transceiver, vein, weigh, weight, weir, weird, weirdo, zeitgeist.
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A few of the more difficult "ie" and "ei" words:

Agencies, ancient, believe, conscience, deficiencies, efficient, efficiencies, field, friend, policies, priest, science, shield, siege, sufficient, yield.

Being, caffeine, ceiling, conceited, conceive, deceit, Eileen, Einstein, einsteinium, either, foreign, foreigner, forfeit, forfeiture, heifer, height, heir, leisure, neighbor, neither, perceive, protein, receive, receipt, seize, seizure, sheikh, sleigh, sleight, stein, their, transceiver, vein, weigh, weight, weir, weird, weirdo, zeitgeist.

The "ie" thing can be cleared up by employing to old elementary school refrain: "i" before"e" except after "c", or when sound as "a" as in "neighbor" and "weigh". There are a handful of exceptions to even this rule, which are mostly encompassed in the (admittedly nonsensical) sentence: The weird foreigner seizes neither leisure nor pleasure at its height. There are a couple other exceptions, but remembering these rules should help in almost every case.
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Old January 9th, 2010, 04:20 AM   #9
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I always have sound out WED-NEZ-DAY in my head...even though it's pronounced WENZ-DAY

Bast@rd of a word
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to? two? too many to mention.
starting with my username.
Shouldn't I 'bee' blondi'e'fan or maybe blond'ee'fan?

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