Pussy farts . Do you enjoy them ?

**chris chunt** · July 17th, 2017, 10:04 PM

I was going to call this fanny farts but that might have confused our American friends .
Do you enjoy them or do they put you off ?

When I first started shagging birds they were off putting ( women's naughty bits are quite strange at first )but I quite look forward to them now ( on the rare occasion I get a fuck )
Love it !
I well pumped it full of air !

Estreeter · July 18th, 2017, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by chris chunt

I was going to call this fanny farts but that might have confused our American friends .
Do you enjoy them or do they put you off ?

When I first started shagging birds they were off putting ( women's naughty bits are quite strange at first )but I quite look forward to them now ( on the rare occasion I get a fuck )
Love it !
I well pumped it full of air !

Well, at least we now know you're not one of our valued female members

**bloke57** · July 18th, 2017, 04:06 PM

Great to see someone is raising the tone of the forum.

Estreeter · July 18th, 2017, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by bloke57

Great to see someone is raising the tone of the forum.

Hey

look on the bright side, at least they're a fart you or the dog can't be blamed for

**haroldeye** · July 18th, 2017, 09:06 PM

The Head Girl at my wife's school could make her fanny fart at will. I still (forty years later) can't look at this person without laughing.

**otokonomidori** · August 2nd, 2017, 06:54 PM

I've noticed that it doesn't fart anything like as powerfully after they've dropped a couple of brats!

So ladies - if you want to retain your fanny farting powers opt for a Caesarean delivery.

**Old Jud** · August 10th, 2017, 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by otokonomidori

I've noticed that it doesn't fart anything like as powerfully after they've dropped a couple of brats!

So ladies - if you want to retain your fanny farting powers opt for a Caesarean delivery.

Or stay on the pill, it's a lot cheaper and much less hassle in the long run.

**Pinkpapercut** · July 12th, 2018, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by chris chunt

Do you enjoy them or do they put you off ?

Enjoy

The first time I shagged a girl I was disconcerted by but not put off by the squelching - I think I'd expected fucking to be a noise-free process, probably picked up from seeing unrealistic faked sex in 70s TV dramas - but I quickly came to enjoy the squelchings and the fanny farts. They not only add to the physicality, they get that luscious lubricious fanny perfume circulating.

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Originally Posted by otokonomidori

I've noticed that it doesn't fart anything like as powerfully after they've dropped a couple of brats!

I don't have any kids and I've had only two women who had had kids, one in her mid-forties who had had one boy, one who was 57 and had birthed two big lads a quarter of a century before and was past menopause but on HRT and both of them squelched and quacked nicely

**abristle** · July 21st, 2018, 10:57 PM

Love em, had a couple of girlfriends who have queefed deliciously.

**MrLinc** · July 22nd, 2018, 04:57 AM

Love'em too! I find it a lot more enjoyable when doing it doggy style.

July 17th, 2017, 10:04 PM	#1
chris chunt Vintage Member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 2,805 Thanks: 7,946 Thanked 36,406 Times in 2,765 Posts	Pussy farts . Do you enjoy them ? I was going to call this fanny farts but that might have confused our American friends . Do you enjoy them or do they put you off ? When I first started shagging birds they were off putting ( women's naughty bits are quite strange at first )but I quite look forward to them now ( on the rare occasion I get a fuck ) Love it ! I well pumped it full of air !

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MrLinc Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Nowhere to be found Posts: 629 Thanks: 6,911 Thanked 10,567 Times in 628 Posts	Love'em too! I find it a lot more enjoyable when doing it doggy style. __________________ Who farted?

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July 18th, 2017, 04:06 PM	#3
bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	Great to see someone is raising the tone of the forum.

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haroldeye Moderator Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Halfwitistan Posts: 5,714 Thanks: 113,453 Thanked 59,957 Times in 5,706 Posts	The Head Girl at my wife's school could make her fanny fart at will. I still (forty years later) can't look at this person without laughing.

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otokonomidori 緑の男 Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Jockistan, UK. Posts: 8,313 Thanks: 39,014 Thanked 122,386 Times in 8,313 Posts	I've noticed that it doesn't fart anything like as powerfully after they've dropped a couple of brats! So ladies - if you want to retain your fanny farting powers opt for a Caesarean delivery.

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abristle Vintage Member Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Posts: 1,324 Thanks: 6,491 Thanked 19,617 Times in 1,372 Posts	Love em, had a couple of girlfriends who have queefed deliciously.