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December 29th, 2015, 05:16 PM	#1
TommySwiftJr. Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Seaside. Escaping modern society values. Mostly. Posts: 2,960 Thanks: 47,367 Thanked 68,084 Times in 3,078 Posts	Make A Fellow Member Edible. Season of food and joy. Yay! Why not reflect the consumed loads and the awesomeness by making a fellow member edible? Par example like this: Ninjatartle. __________________ I'm afraid of people who are afraid of nudity.

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December 29th, 2015, 05:20 PM	#2
Jake Gittes Swimming in Ecstasy Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Skinny dipping with mermaids in a beautiful, uncharted tropical paradise Posts: 6,094 Thanks: 145,473 Thanked 106,434 Times in 6,174 Posts	TommySwiftJr. you are now a TommySwiftBar __________________ If you come across a dead link in a post, PM the OP to see if it can be re-uploaded To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Please consider adding a note in your signature if you can re-upload your photos/video links To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Please PM me if any of my posts are down To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Life is easier when you don't take it too seriously To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 29th, 2015, 05:52 PM	#3
Hertz Lunatic Weirdo Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: At The Border Of Madness Posts: 10,652 Thanks: 165,158 Thanked 201,660 Times in 10,667 Posts	Jake Frites

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December 29th, 2015, 06:17 PM	#4
TommySwiftJr. Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Seaside. Escaping modern society values. Mostly. Posts: 2,960 Thanks: 47,367 Thanked 68,084 Times in 3,078 Posts	Doesn't mean I wouldn't appreciate a Steak Hombre on my plate. Rare. With some hung up beans to go with it. __________________ I'm afraid of people who are afraid of nudity.

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December 29th, 2015, 06:36 PM	#5
Jake Gittes Swimming in Ecstasy Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Skinny dipping with mermaids in a beautiful, uncharted tropical paradise Posts: 6,094 Thanks: 145,473 Thanked 106,434 Times in 6,174 Posts	Thanks Hertz, but I'm trying to cut back on calories. Oh who am I kidding, I want fries How about a WienerHertzl ? Buy One, Get One Free? __________________ If you come across a dead link in a post, PM the OP to see if it can be re-uploaded To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Please consider adding a note in your signature if you can re-upload your photos/video links To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Please PM me if any of my posts are down To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Life is easier when you don't take it too seriously To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 29th, 2015, 06:41 PM

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December 29th, 2015, 06:42 PM	#7
TommySwiftJr. Vintage Member Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Seaside. Escaping modern society values. Mostly. Posts: 2,960 Thanks: 47,367 Thanked 68,084 Times in 3,078 Posts	Heartz Curry on steamrice. And a rocket salad with onion wedges aside. Served warm. Happiness. __________________ I'm afraid of people who are afraid of nudity.

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December 29th, 2015, 06:45 PM

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December 29th, 2015, 06:48 PM	#9
Jake Gittes Swimming in Ecstasy Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Skinny dipping with mermaids in a beautiful, uncharted tropical paradise Posts: 6,094 Thanks: 145,473 Thanked 106,434 Times in 6,174 Posts	Carbs Rule!!! Tommy Tots It's alliteration ya' know! __________________ If you come across a dead link in a post, PM the OP to see if it can be re-uploaded To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Please consider adding a note in your signature if you can re-upload your photos/video links To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Please PM me if any of my posts are down To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Life is easier when you don't take it too seriously To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 29th, 2015, 07:20 PM	#10
Jake Gittes Swimming in Ecstasy Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Skinny dipping with mermaids in a beautiful, uncharted tropical paradise Posts: 6,094 Thanks: 145,473 Thanked 106,434 Times in 6,174 Posts	For Glen Quagmire ... Giggity The GlenLivet Okay, so it's not edible, but it's pretty cool nevertheless! Sorry Glen, but 21-year-old Scotch is kind of out of my price range. __________________ If you come across a dead link in a post, PM the OP to see if it can be re-uploaded To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Please consider adding a note in your signature if you can re-upload your photos/video links To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Please PM me if any of my posts are down To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Life is easier when you don't take it too seriously To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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