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November 24th, 2016, 02:03 PM	#2061
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 897,027 Times in 60,347 Posts	2092 What do you mean, You Choose we do it this way If I had my way, women wouldn't be allowed to vote __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 24th, 2016, 02:14 PM	#2062
moreteavicar Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 1,284 Thanks: 32,539 Thanked 19,138 Times in 1,256 Posts	2093 - I bet you didn't know I used to work at the nuclear plant so do you want me to use the left cock or the right one? __________________ 5 out of 4 people don't understand fractions.

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November 24th, 2016, 02:58 PM	#2063
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,581 Times in 69,067 Posts	2094 ~ Another slice of fruit cake Vicar ? __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 24th, 2016, 05:17 PM	#2064
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,765 Times in 7,170 Posts	2095 You are so much better cooking the turkey!

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November 24th, 2016, 05:23 PM	#2065
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,581 Times in 69,067 Posts	2096 ~ Of course I`m winching , I`m looking at you __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 25th, 2016, 09:43 AM	#2066
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 897,027 Times in 60,347 Posts	2097, Not that you are one Luvvie , but if you were a hooker, I reckon I'd ask for change from $2 for that effort. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 25th, 2016, 12:54 PM	#2067
moreteavicar Vintage Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 1,284 Thanks: 32,539 Thanked 19,138 Times in 1,256 Posts	2098 - when you said that you squirted I didn't think you meant from your mouth and nose! __________________ 5 out of 4 people don't understand fractions.

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November 26th, 2016, 02:12 PM	#2068
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,145 Thanks: 449,888 Thanked 897,027 Times in 60,347 Posts	2099 Walking under a ladder, crossing a black cat, breaking a mirror, fucking you .... same thing __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 26th, 2016, 04:28 PM	#2069
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,581 Times in 69,067 Posts	Yes three minutes , we did it twice 300 ~ You remember three minutes ago when I proposed ? . April Fool __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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November 27th, 2016, 11:30 AM	#2070
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