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Old June 20th, 2018, 01:51 PM   #6061
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Not too phallic.

Arby's or Subway?
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Old June 20th, 2018, 01:58 PM   #6062
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Not nearly Phallic enough for a roiling mass of testosterone like My good self,
Arby's,A Footlong is not phallic enough either,
Live in a mountain gorge.
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Old June 21st, 2018, 12:40 PM   #6063
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A run down shack with a dozen big tit beauties, obviously!

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Col. John "Hannibal" Smith US Army ret.
George Peppard or Liam Neeson ?
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