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Old December 3rd, 2017, 05:13 PM   #3591
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Bah! It takes more than that to scare me away!
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Old December 3rd, 2017, 08:32 PM   #3592
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They've finally perfected Star-Trek-style transporter technology! The only catch is...you have to be naked
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Bah! It takes more than that to scare me away!
And Jesus is bored-I mean Lord!
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That's just Chris Christie getting a ride home from the beach
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I'm fed up, I tell you! Next time I'm going to write in Captain Nemo for President!
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