Your Regret Of The Day - Page 17

PatentHappy · August 28th, 2017, 08:11 PM

I regret not regretting more things in life.

Like shouldn't I regret not ever once being attracted to a drunk or stupid woman? (I mean, they're the ones who were always attracted to me, so I'd probably have a much larger collection of...uh...never mind.)

PatentHappy · August 28th, 2017, 08:44 PM

Kind of regret a class reunion I organized.

I'd been looking forward to reminiscing about old stories to fill in details of the funniest (and most infamous) events. Lo and behold, one of the moms decides to dominate the conversation with the current school drama of her own kids. I couldn't figure out why she devalued our very limited time together (I'd flown in from out of state and others had driven from different cities) to talk about issues that weren't common to the rest of us.

Now I know how VEF members must feel when reading my posts...

PatentHappy · August 28th, 2017, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by winetippler

My regret of the day was walking around the office with my flies done up....I really prefer the natural well ventilated look......but I made up for it by breaking wind in the lift just before I got out....(he cackles whilst writing)

Two quick squats prior to exiting help ensure transfer of evidence. This is the equivalent of pulling the trail of toilet paper off the heel of one's shoe.

The Psychiatry field even has a word for this technique: Transference.

MaxJoker · August 31st, 2017, 04:17 PM

That I don't have a twin

No , brother

Well carrying a full length mirror around all day every day can sometimes feel a chore

**bloke57** · August 31st, 2017, 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaxJoker

No , brother

Well carrying a full length mirror around all day every day can sometimes feel a chore

...British comedy has provide solutions to both of your regrets.

MaxJoker · September 1st, 2017, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bloke57

Gawd I can sort of remember that show

Terrible was right.
Only watched a couple episodes in the mid 80`s during a rerun , and I don't regret watching more than two.
No I regret watching more than none

Not that I`m saying Derek Nimmo wasn't a darn decent chap.
Butt , oh brother was that show unfunny

MaxJoker · October 18th, 2017, 02:07 PM

Allowing Trails cleaning woman give me a lap dance ,

ButteredUp · October 19th, 2017, 05:06 AM

The Marilyn Monroe pics I posted.

I know some members are probably pissed at a new member come in here
& suddenly posted a shitload of pics that they posted first.
Well an answer to that is, I went though most of the thread before I ever
became a member & the pics I got came from a couple of web sites from a year or so ago.
But I have tried to thank everone in that thread.

MaxJoker · October 19th, 2017, 04:31 PM

Accepting Roes`s bet I could rip off my own right bollock ,

Without wincing a whimsy

**rosestone** · October 21st, 2017, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ruffroundedges

I regret the insufferable unreasonableness of the female of our species.

This is my regret today too - or rather, my complete inability to get along with it. When she makes some absurdly unreasonable statement, I really wish I could find it in me to say "Yes dear, no dear, three bags full dear", rather than "No, I disagree with your opinion, because.....*empirical logic*"

I need to remember that women aren't like men. They don't have the same egotistical need to be proved 'right', they just want to know that you're on their 'team'. Even when what they're saying is demonstrably utter, utter bollocks.

August 28th, 2017, 08:11 PM	#161
PatentHappy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 129 Thanks: 1,656 Thanked 1,462 Times in 129 Posts	Slur that for me one more time I regret not regretting more things in life. Like shouldn't I regret not ever once being attracted to a drunk or stupid woman? (I mean, they're the ones who were always attracted to me, so I'd probably have a much larger collection of...uh...never mind.)

August 28th, 2017, 08:44 PM	#162
PatentHappy Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 129 Thanks: 1,656 Thanked 1,462 Times in 129 Posts	Did you hear the one no one wanted to hear? Kind of regret a class reunion I organized. I'd been looking forward to reminiscing about old stories to fill in details of the funniest (and most infamous) events. Lo and behold, one of the moms decides to dominate the conversation with the current school drama of her own kids. I couldn't figure out why she devalued our very limited time together (I'd flown in from out of state and others had driven from different cities) to talk about issues that weren't common to the rest of us. Now I know how VEF members must feel when reading my posts... Last edited by PatentHappy; November 10th, 2017 at 07:06 PM.. Reason: Removed 49% of the depressing tone.

August 31st, 2017, 04:17 PM	#164
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October 19th, 2017, 05:06 AM	#168
ButteredUp Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2017 Posts: 296 Thanks: 6,382 Thanked 4,125 Times in 298 Posts	The Marilyn Monroe pics I posted. I know some members are probably pissed at a new member come in here & suddenly posted a shitload of pics that they posted first. Well an answer to that is, I went though most of the thread before I ever became a member & the pics I got came from a couple of web sites from a year or so ago. But I have tried to thank everone in that thread. __________________ All Images I Post, Credit Goes To Original Poster

October 19th, 2017, 04:31 PM	#169
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