What adverts could we carry? - Page 2

**DTravel** · November 11th, 2011, 08:16 PM

If we're talking about "one ad group for everyone", movie ads/promos. There are a lot that are released world-wide either simultaneously or in fast succession.

But I suspect that working with a decent ad agency the ads could be targeted geographically based on users' IP addresses (at least down to what country or continent), which would open up a much larger range of possibilities. Then cars, magazines, tech toys (phones, tablets, computers, etc.), TV shows/networks, etc. The real obstacle is with the forum's emphasis on Classic and Vintage the demographic is probably going to skew much older than advertisers want to target. Not to mention much more male. So what we'd likely see are pharmaceutical ads.

**rotobott** · November 11th, 2011, 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Paper Tissues and Hand Lotion....

and screen cleaners

**billybunter** · November 11th, 2011, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by rotobott

and screen cleaners

**sweatyhat** · November 11th, 2011, 08:38 PM

How's about something for the ladies just to chuckle about?

Tampon ads.
Panty liners in case a milf has a little dribble.
Yoghurts to make them shit.
Pseudo-scientific cosmetic ads. (inspired by the science of genes according to one I saw).

**sweatyhat** · November 11th, 2011, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by rotobott

and screen cleaners

You need a screen made of that new Pilkington self-cleaning glass.

I dunno, cheapskates....

**buttsie** · November 11th, 2011, 09:00 PM

cheap lubricants & tissues sold in bulk

**NIN** · November 11th, 2011, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by rotobott

and screen cleaners

I use a splashguard that i stole from an all you can eat buffet,

but i'm not keen on sweatys' idea of self cleaning glass,
it'd make a terrible mess on the carpet.

speak for yourself NIN

**tamsmith** · November 11th, 2011, 09:43 PM

I don't really mind adverts. Apart from fat gits with a moustache shouting

" Go you old mare".

**luddite** · November 12th, 2011, 03:32 AM

Lost cats and free kittens.
It's done wonders for Craigslist !

**mizlaplan** · November 12th, 2011, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by fatboy5

Do they still make it? Does it taste worth a damn??? Stateside were kinda stuck with this:

Unfortunately, I'm told the "flavor" is reminiscent of donkey urine....

Yes they still make it.
It's very sweet, lemony and drinkable.
The flavour of donkey urine is not present

November 11th, 2011, 08:16 PM	#11
DTravel Lean Mean Screencap Machine Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Better you don't know. Posts: 23,804 Thanks: 10,480 Thanked 207,285 Times in 23,710 Posts	If we're talking about "one ad group for everyone", movie ads/promos. There are a lot that are released world-wide either simultaneously or in fast succession. But I suspect that working with a decent ad agency the ads could be targeted geographically based on users' IP addresses (at least down to what country or continent), which would open up a much larger range of possibilities. Then cars, magazines, tech toys (phones, tablets, computers, etc.), TV shows/networks, etc. The real obstacle is with the forum's emphasis on Classic and Vintage the demographic is probably going to skew much older than advertisers want to target. Not to mention much more male. So what we'd likely see are pharmaceutical ads. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I rage and weep for my country. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. I can reup screencaps, other material might have been lost.

November 11th, 2011, 08:38 PM	#14
sweatyhat Woodwose Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: In the mud and rain Posts: 10,869 Thanks: 97,859 Thanked 187,901 Times in 10,563 Posts	How's about something for the ladies just to chuckle about? Tampon ads. Panty liners in case a milf has a little dribble. Yoghurts to make them shit. Pseudo-scientific cosmetic ads. (inspired by the science of genes according to one I saw). __________________

November 12th, 2011, 03:32 AM	#19
luddite Vintage Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: N.D.G. Posts: 1,375 Thanks: 104,140 Thanked 12,281 Times in 1,336 Posts	Lost cats and free kittens. It's done wonders for Craigslist ! __________________ *Meanwhile, back at the oasis, the arabs were eating their dates...*

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November 11th, 2011, 09:00 PM	#16
buttsie Porn Archeologist Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: earth Posts: 12,714 Thanks: 92,252 Thanked 241,293 Times in 12,746 Posts	cheap lubricants & tissues sold in bulk

November 11th, 2011, 09:43 PM	#18
tamsmith Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Coming close to the Slippery Slope. Posts: 7,800 Thanks: 77,915 Thanked 280,411 Times in 9,078 Posts	I don't really mind adverts. Apart from fat gits with a moustache shouting " Go you old mare".