Anyone got a frigid wife? - Page 2

**dbailey** · February 4th, 2011, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Double Deuce

Anyone out there got a frigid wife? What do you do when she turns you down all the time?

If you have to ask....she isnt in the mood.

I never ask Mrs db, I do however from time to time request an update on the likley ETA of my our next shag and in which month should I make preparations.

The situation is that women are not visual, or spontaneous, they need to be in the mood.

Mrs db works bl**dy hard on her work and then prepares food and changes the bed linnen and after all this she does community work and.............hang on......... you don't think.......no......that she could be.............avoiding me?

Anyhow, she has loads on her plate but once the accounts have been signed off for last year and she gets some clear sky, that is when I jump into action and go for defcom2 foreplay mode....I am gonna vacuum the house, and polish and dust and clear the yard and fix the floor....all wearing just my toolbelt and a smile...and then when I get done from bending over I will get a nice shower to get all clean and give Mrs db a big glass of wine and watch her fall asleep in front of Coronation street.......

.....hehe he...and that is when I am gonna knock one out on her feet

(last sentence for the purposes of humour only.....cough)

**Mal Hombre** · February 4th, 2011, 03:41 PM

It's going to be a while before I can get the image of You mending the floor in nothing but a tool belt out of My mind.

MaxJoker · February 4th, 2011, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

It's going to be a while before I can get the image of You mending the floor in nothing but a tool belt out of My mind.

Well is hasn`t helped us all lose the image any faster by you reminding us

**Mal Hombre** · February 4th, 2011, 03:48 PM

Why should I suffer alone ?

**keefriff** · February 4th, 2011, 04:00 PM

I have a Frigidaire where I keep my happy potion to help me forget my frigid wife. Hey, just look at what the corporate logo says, one must find solutions.

MaxJoker · February 4th, 2011, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Why should I suffer alone ?

Typed like a true Englishman

**palo5** · February 4th, 2011, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mal Hombre

Marilyn Monroe is supposed to have said "I'll never have to suck another cock" on Her wedding day to Joe DiMaggio.

She meant Joe didn't have one

MaxJoker · February 4th, 2011, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by palo5

She meant Joe didn't have one

And yet he was so good with a bat

**palo5** · February 4th, 2011, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by GreenSkull

And yet he was so good with a bat

So they say.... but he didn't fertilize Monroe. What can be the reason?

**kelio** · February 4th, 2011, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by keefriff

And this woman has got a frigid air too

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