Well known women you never would , even if you could ! - Page 17

**rosestone** · March 22nd, 2017, 03:34 PM

I think Sarah Jessica Parker is a very attractive woman, I don't know why she gets such hate, but I guess I'm in the minority!

Jordan and Jodie Marsh is interesting (they might as well be the same person for the purposes of this post), because although objectively I think they're rather sexy in that slutty/don't care/use you up and spit you out type of way, even in the incredibly unlikely event of me having the opportunity to have sex with either, I wouldn't. Obviously I don't know them personally, only by reputation, but I get the distinct impression that they'd immediately sell a story to the cheapy papers about what a tosspiece crap lover I am (which, while completely justified empirically, is still rather unladylike).

I kinda agree about J'Lo too, and the ladies like her - in my experience all women are entitled, so I dread to think how entitled a lady is who spends all day being indulged and writes song lyrics that are basically an endless list of all the ridiculous crap she expects as her due from a bloke, just for existing.

Like Bob Marley said 'No woman, no cry (testicles all still attached and accounted for)'.

MaxJoker · March 24th, 2017, 12:46 PM

Not only is she piss poor even for a Sky presenter (Which is saying something).

But I find her about as attractive as a dead tramps crusty arse pipe

**wimbo77** · April 6th, 2017, 08:10 PM

Television presenter Liz Bonnin.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liz_Bonnin

Estreeter · April 11th, 2017, 03:59 PM

Grace Jones

Reason, well lookin' at that picture her

name could easily be Garry Jones

**wimbo77** · April 12th, 2017, 06:15 PM

The new assistant for Doctor Who Pearl Mackie.

Booji Boy · April 12th, 2017, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wimbo77

The new assistant for Doctor Who Pearl Mackie.

Yep. She looks a bit "special", and not in a good way.

**Leprechaun** · April 12th, 2017, 09:45 PM

Angela Merkel

Quote:

Originally Posted by wimbo77

Television presenter Liz Bonnin.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liz_Bonnin

Send her to me - I would!

MaxJoker · April 13th, 2017, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leprechaun

Send her to me - I would!

Me too

Even after you

Although someone who I repeat I`d never bless with my full three narrow inches is Oprah

-Shudder -

**AmateurEmale** · April 13th, 2017, 05:52 PM

Madonna is the stage name of an Italian-American with dark hair.

Somebody once said she is like a dirty doorknob; everyone gets a turn... But for me, even if she was the hottest blonde in this hemisphere, just to know that Vanilla Ice was there before me, and some other weird celebrities, would gross me out toward impotence.

**tygrkhat40** · April 14th, 2017, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by AmateurEmale

Madonna is the stage name of an Italian-American with dark hair.

Actually, Madonna is her real name. Her full name is Madonna Louise Ciccone. And I agree. Even back in the day, she did nothing for me.

"Like a virgin. Touched for the very first time. For the very first time tonight! Pity the poor soul who has to rinse out that lingerie. The only thing that girl will do like a virgin is have a baby in a stable. By an unknown father!"

--Bette Midler, from the sadly out of print Mud Will be Flung Tonight

View Poll Results: I`d rather cut it off than stick it in !
Kerry Katona	106	18.76%
Jordan	159	28.14%
Jodie Marsh	112	19.82%
Posh Spice	112	19.82%
Sarah Jessica Parker	159	28.14%
Peaches Geldof	86	15.22%
Kelly Osbourne	151	26.73%
Paris Hilton	136	24.07%
Amy Winehouse	254	44.96%
Other	40	7.08%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 565. You may not vote on this poll

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March 22nd, 2017, 03:34 PM	#161
rosestone Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 2,256 Thanks: 79,772 Thanked 37,954 Times in 2,261 Posts	I think Sarah Jessica Parker is a very attractive woman, I don't know why she gets such hate, but I guess I'm in the minority! Jordan and Jodie Marsh is interesting (they might as well be the same person for the purposes of this post), because although objectively I think they're rather sexy in that slutty/don't care/use you up and spit you out type of way, even in the incredibly unlikely event of me having the opportunity to have sex with either, I wouldn't. Obviously I don't know them personally, only by reputation, but I get the distinct impression that they'd immediately sell a story to the cheapy papers about what a tosspiece crap lover I am (which, while completely justified empirically, is still rather unladylike). I kinda agree about J'Lo too, and the ladies like her - in my experience all women are entitled, so I dread to think how entitled a lady is who spends all day being indulged and writes song lyrics that are basically an endless list of all the ridiculous crap she expects as her due from a bloke, just for existing. Like Bob Marley said 'No woman, no cry (testicles all still attached and accounted for)'.

April 13th, 2017, 05:52 PM	#169
AmateurEmale Vintage Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: The 513 Posts: 1,825 Thanks: 16,644 Thanked 15,794 Times in 1,755 Posts	Madonna is the stage name of an Italian-American with dark hair. Somebody once said she is like a dirty doorknob; everyone gets a turn... But for me, even if she was the hottest blonde in this hemisphere, just to know that Vanilla Ice was there before me, and some other weird celebrities, would gross me out toward impotence.