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Old 05-20-2017, 02:09 PM   #2251
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What do I do now -- I've never "used" anyone before!
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Old 05-21-2017, 12:02 PM   #2252
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4047: C'mon your mother and sister both swallow it ...(and rumor has it so does your father!)
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4048 .... I know you don't like anal, but If I were to draw a smiley face on your entire ass and stuck in then would you consider it as just a blow job
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Old 05-21-2017, 12:27 PM   #2254
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4048 .... I know you don't like anal, but If I were to draw a smiley face on your entire ass and stuck in then would you consider it as just a blow job
4048a: On second thought that won't work, there's no room for a smiley because of all those tattoos!
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because of all those tattoos
4048b... of life sized baby elephants
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Old 05-21-2017, 12:34 PM   #2256
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4049: I said gently jiggle my balls, not for you to try to juggle them!
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4050: Whenever I hear anyone use the term "rub me the wrong way" I immediately think of you and all those brutal hand jobs you give me!
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That reminds me -- it's my turn to get the bait for fishing.
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4050: Whenever I hear anyone use the term "rub me the wrong way" I immediately think of you and all those brutal hand jobs you give me!
Has Stephen Fry once said, "Little boys who rub me up the wrong way usually come to a sticky end!"
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4052: With all that assorted jewelry hanging from your nipples and pussy the last thing you need from me is an engagement ring!
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