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Old 05-10-2017, 12:36 PM   #791
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Never have I lived in another American city as stupid as Chicago

Never have I ever served in the armed forces

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Known when to fold ,

Not invested my money in fools gold.
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Old 05-10-2017, 08:36 PM   #793
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Known when to hold ,

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Not invested my money in fools gold.
"Known when to walk away and when to run.."
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Old 05-10-2017, 09:49 PM   #794
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