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Old 05-09-2017, 04:15 AM   #51
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OK! I admit it! I got drunk and fucked a chicken once! But who on this forum can honestly say they haven't?
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OK! I admit it! I got drunk and fucked a chicken once! But who on this forum can honestly say they haven't?
So that's why you're banned from Sainsbury's!
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Old 05-16-2017, 12:55 PM   #53
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Can only post on here if my cheerfulness balance outweighs my sadness (Given we all carry a quota of that around with us).
For example despite being unable to sign in throughout Sunday (Bah !) I still signed out yesterday after learning of the plight of a beloved Brother
My quota (Which had been on the slight cusp of dipping anyway) couldn't even be raised by said chap telling me to suck it in (He should be so lucky ) and come back.
Uh huh I`m a demented daffy sure enough
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Old 05-19-2017, 02:02 PM   #54
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OK, I will admit to this , maybe not a totally classy thing to say on here , but I do wipe my own butt
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Old 05-19-2017, 02:09 PM   #55
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Saying You didn't would be a whole lot less classy..
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OK, I will admit to this , maybe not a totally classy thing to say on here , but I do wipe my own butt
So you have finally made your Groom of the Stool redundant.

Heartless! He had a family to support you know.

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I've never subscribed to a single thread.
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That`s why what with this glamorous () Modding malarkey I am often guilty of not replying to a question directed to me on one of my threads , in respectable time.

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It's called "a shed" wimbo.

I have two sheds.

Must be a joke in there somewhere.
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And do you in fact have two sheds?
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