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Old 10-23-2016, 08:18 PM   #21
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I had 14 tatoos removed last year.
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Old 10-26-2016, 08:06 AM   #22
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I used to date a woman who has her own dedicated thread on VEF.
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I have always wanted to own a pub, in a small town pub
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Old 10-27-2016, 04:56 PM   #24
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I am really a Nigerian prince with a large amount of money I need to move out of the country. A very large donation will be made to anyone who can help achieve my goal.
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When i played a level on Doom for the Super Nintendo i wanted to spare the Imps to annoy them, so they could throw loads of fireballs at me as i dodged out of the way. Loved the effects as a mass of them hit the wall.
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When I was a child, I was the only boy in the block (~30 homes) and there were 5-6 girls my age. Once we watched a porn movie on VHS, then we had some kind of sxxx, very often..(I was not even in puberty) They drove me crazy...
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Old 12-03-2016, 09:28 PM   #27
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I've bought the Super Deluxe Simple Minds New Gold Dream boxset for christmas.
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I like watching the film Narrow Margin starring Gene Hackman and Anne Archer.
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I have never seen a movie with Gene Hackman that I didn't enjoy his performance
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