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Old 04-09-2016, 03:47 PM   #1
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Big Grin One Thing You Would Like Fellow members to Know About Yourself

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In the spirit of getting to know one another and building a better stronger community
Here you may let others know a little something about yourself ...

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You know how it's been said that we only use 10% of our brain capacity?
Well that be good news for me as marijuawanna has claimed at least 80% of mine by the time I was 35.

That leaves me with about 10% to share thoughts and views here with you all

You say this doesn't add up?
Well please leave me some so I may tie my own shoes and operate complicated devices such as dribble cups
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Old 04-09-2016, 03:58 PM   #2
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Old 04-09-2016, 07:51 PM   #3
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Beautiful idea for a thread, MissLoved80s.

A little thing about myself: The Swifts had their niece over lately, for Happy Easter. So, we were looking for eggs together with her in our place. And while I was crawling through our flat, looking for happy easter eggs that I had just hidden before together with my better half, I felt so happy. So incredibly damn happy. I could have been crawling there through our place looking for eggs for days. For months. Years. Even if I would have beeen crawling around there on my own. And nobody around. No joke. I had felt so much joy. There was no troubled sea that could have made me feeling sarcastic. No twisted cynism that would have blurred my sight. No casual smartness that could have made me unkind. What an unique and amazing moment. I so much loved it.

Well, that's a little thing about myself. A little insight, maybe.
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Old 04-09-2016, 09:42 PM   #4
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Beautiful idea for a thread, MissLoved80s.

A little thing about myself: The Swifts had their niece over lately, for Happy Easter. So, we were looking for eggs together with her in our place. And while I was crawling through our flat, looking for happy easter eggs that I had just hidden before together with my better half, I felt so happy. So incredibly damn happy. I could have been crawling there through our place looking for eggs for days. For months. Years. Even if I would have beeen crawling around there on my own. And nobody around. No joke. I had felt so much joy.
Nice mate

I'm not goofing here when I say isn't it funny how we forget the simpler things in life that bring joy and how a child can help remind you of them while bringing out the child in yourself that's been long forgotten.
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isn't it funny how we forget the simpler things in life that bring joy and how a child can help remind you of them while bringing out the child in yourself that's been long forgotten.
It so much is, Miss80s. It so much is.
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