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Old 05-23-2017, 08:54 PM   #4201
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I've worked out why I am no good at tennis. I don't like bananas.
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Old 05-24-2017, 01:06 PM   #4203
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Old 05-24-2017, 07:14 PM   #4205
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I've worked out why I am no good at tennis. I don't like bananas.
Are you sure that it's not just the man boobs getting in the way????
Oh wait a moment ..... That would be me.

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What a set of tits
Is it true a lot of female professional tennis players are lesbians
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Why don't that apply to males why aren't they gay
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What is the cost of a midget male hooker in Paris
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What is the cost of a midget male hooker in Paris
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Just in case you forgot
I always wondered the same thing about football quarterbacks -- standing behind the Center staring at his butt and having their hands between his legs most of the game if they ever get the "urge"??
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... if they ever get the "urge"??
...to test the "squirrel grip"?

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anyone have a link to any other work she has done?
...confirms my theory that "Leann Rimes" added the 'e' to her surname to stop unwanted propositions.
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I have a theory
VEF Moderator team = Illuminati

One of them deleted my post

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