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Old 08-10-2017, 01:33 PM   #1221
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Glenn Campbell died not knowing any of the words to his songs ,

So that`s something we had in common
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Went to my first KKK meeting last night and can't see why everyone thinks they're racist,

Saw at least half a dozen black guys hanging around the back.

Who`s Michael Barrymore's favourite super hero ?,

Deadpool.


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Old 08-10-2017, 09:30 PM   #1222
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Old 08-11-2017, 04:08 PM   #1223
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My foreign exchange student family keep complaining that I eat enough for six ,

Who knew Ethiopians were so judgemental ?.



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Old 08-15-2017, 03:55 PM   #1224
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For me getting sex is as easy as getting mayonnaise out of a jar ,

Especially as in both cases I use a knife.


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Old 08-18-2017, 02:57 PM   #1225
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Millionaire Michael J Fox was arrested earlier today for shoplifting ,

I say it serves the stupid sod right for trying to steal a tambourine.


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Where do suicide bombers go when they die ? ,

Everywhere.


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Old 08-20-2017, 02:28 PM   #1227
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The Muslim couple next door have sex 24/7 ,

He's 24.


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I went to a Muslim party last night - fastest game of hot potato I ever played..it ended up being a blast.

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I know you've already been told but anyone entering this thread is going to hell.........so when we're all burning together we'll know how it was in Aushwitz in the gas ovens.
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