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Old 04-02-2017, 12:19 AM   #1221
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Old 04-05-2017, 11:17 AM   #1222
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What do cannibals do after they dump their girlfriends

Wipe their ass
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Old 04-05-2017, 01:57 PM   #1223
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A pretty lady is standing on the side of a bridge, looking over it and thinking about jumping off. A homeless alcoholic man comes up to her as he was walking nearby. The lady notices the man coming and says: "Go away! There's nothing you can say to me to change my mind, you cannot help me." "Well, if you're going to kill yourself anyway, why don't we have sex? At least I'll enjoy it" replies the man. "No way, you're disgusting, go away." The homeless man turns and starts walking away. The lady thinks: "Is that all you were going to say to me? Nothing more? Won't you try to convince me that life is worth living that I should not jump off? Where are you going?" The homeless man thinks: "I have to make it down to the bottom. If I hurry, you'll still be warm."
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Old 04-07-2017, 10:44 PM   #1224
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Saw rik mayall do this in a yuotube clip earlier:


Why did the pervert cross the road?



'cos he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.
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Old 04-12-2017, 02:51 PM   #1225
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What do you say if your three year old niece accidentally slips the tongue in when you`re kissing her goodbye,
You don't say anything,
You just try to hide the erection.

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Old 04-16-2017, 02:03 AM   #1226
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Son: Why is my sister called Teresa?

Dad: Caus your Mom loves Easter. It's an anagram.

Son: Thanks Dad.

Dad: No Problem Alan.
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Old 05-07-2017, 04:09 PM   #1227
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I say we should all embrace that Michael Jackson song,
As it doesn't matter if you're black or white ,
Unless of course you're black.

Do you know what pisses me off most about Africans ,
They`re always grumbling about having to run miles to get water,
Yet never thank us ,
Every time they win Marathons.


See Boko Haram have released 82 of the girls they kidnapped three years ago,
Hardly surprising really ,
Given they'll be screwing all the children they had with them by now.




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- It's ok to ask a guy how many inches his penis is But it gets weird when you ask the diameter of a girls vagina

- I love cooking children and dogs...but I hate using commas.

- My Wife: My gynaecologist says I can't have sex for a month. Me: Well, what did your proctologist say?

- Saw the wife at the bank today, not good news. I was hoping she'd wash further downriver.

- I keep making racist jokes about my Dad and his Thai bride. He finds it really annoying... And so does my dad.

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They both disappear after a shower.


Want to know how to kill a hundred flies at once ? ,

Smash an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.


What’s the difference between a Priest and acne ? ,

Acne doesn’t come on a boys face until after he’s thirteen.


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The wife got me some of that Bishop's finger ale.

"I'm not drinking that" I said, it's probably been up a choir boys arse.
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