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Old 11-29-2011, 01:26 AM   #21
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Old 11-29-2011, 04:34 AM   #23
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The Mist - I knew that ham smelled kinda funny.
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Old 11-29-2011, 05:21 AM   #25
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I have a few more:

The Towering Inferno (1974) -


The Longest Day (1962) -


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Hope Floats (1998) -
(I've been wanting to drop a big one on this movie for a long time)
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Old 11-29-2011, 06:59 AM   #29
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Firstly, this is a GREAT idea for a thread, funny

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- 'Bloodsport'
Somebody had a case of the hemorrhoids, I see. Mine were described as a "flowering crop"...ugh.
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