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Old 05-19-2017, 11:14 PM   #3051
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"Ewe talkiní to us? Ewe talkiní to us? Ewe talkiní to us? Well who the hell else are ewe talkiní to? Ewe talkiní to us? Well, we're the only ones here. Who the fuck do ewe think ewe're talkin' to?"
I'm so glad no ones mentioned Silence of the Lambs yet.
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Oh shit, here comes that asshole with the shears again! :
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What the flock?

For some unknown reason, I could not quote Eric's post. When I hit the quote button, it came up blank. I've had that happen on a few posts, but not this one.

Thanks to EC for the pic.
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For some unknown reason, I could not quote Eric's post. When I hit the quote button, it came up blank. I've had that happen on a few posts, but not this one.

No worries! There have been reports off and on today about ImageBam issues.
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when I was in my youth and had my figure and good looks!
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