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Old 05-18-2017, 08:44 PM   #12491
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And back to the jokes...hopefully

As we are both getting on a bit my wife said we should start thinking about our funerals.

To be fair, I've been thinking about hers for about forty years.
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Old 05-18-2017, 09:07 PM   #12492
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My local caff has started selling Oasis soup.
You get a roll with it.
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Old 05-19-2017, 02:51 AM   #12493
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The other answer is Xmas dinner, i.e. late-spring.
Very late.
Does KY jelly come in mint flavour?

Flavour. See what I did there.
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Old 05-19-2017, 04:49 AM   #12494
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Does KY jelly come in mint flavour?
Spearmint only.

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Flavour. See what I did there.
You repeated yourself for de-emphasis?
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Old 05-19-2017, 09:23 AM   #12495
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Does KY jelly come in mint flavour?
I would certainly hope that it comes in mint condition!
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Does KY jelly come in mint flavour?
Err If it's used anally it can become choc mint
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Old 05-19-2017, 11:58 AM   #12497
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Err If it's used anally it can become choc mint
Eew!

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Old 05-19-2017, 01:14 PM   #12498
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Last Kiss

Back on January 9th, a group of Wadesboro, North Carolina bikers were
riding east on Hwy.74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee
River Bridge. So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks
through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk
her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there
on that railin'?"


She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!" While he
didn't want to appear"sensitive," George also didn't want to miss
this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well,
before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ol' George
here your best last kiss?"


So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just
that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately
by another even better one.


After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval
from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State
Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have
ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar
Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why
are you committing suicide?"


"My parents don't like me dressing
up like a girl."


It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.

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Old 05-19-2017, 11:39 PM   #12499
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I went to see my doctor the other day. I had a fever, headache, sweats and shivers. I was wearing bell bottom trousers, a flowery wide collar shirt and an afro haircut. The doctor told me, "You've definitely been infected by a retrovirus".
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... I had a fever ...
Hm, for a saturday night fever it came some days to early ...
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