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Old 05-14-2017, 03:49 PM   #4191
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I think "Hear asburgers" means he's having auditory hallucinations. Loser! Sad.
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Old 05-14-2017, 03:55 PM   #4192
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I'm gonna break the thread rules and ask everyone to reply on topic but what do you think the genius is talking about
"I want to take my medication but someone with aspergers cant hear me. My tourette's is kicking in now..............
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Old 05-14-2017, 05:40 PM   #4193
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"I want to take my medication but someone with aspergers cant hear me. My tourette's is kicking in now..............
I may have another possible translation of his post .... Maybe he's just upset, last 2 words in his post were the give away, but could it be it's because he can't post his bestiality video which he stars in
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I may have another possible translation of his post .... Maybe he's just upset, last 2 words in his post were the give away, but could it be it's because he can't post his bestiality video which he stars in
So the OP is a beast? That explains a lot.
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I may have another possible translation of his post .... Maybe he's just upset, last 2 words in his post were the give away, but could it be it's because he can't post his bestiality video which he stars in

First thing today that I would never have guessed in my lifetime.


Bbbb BBBuuuuttttt ....... What two posts did he thank??????
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"want totake thisdowntharesnothing hear asburgers ya cunt"
"I want to take this (site) down (because) there's nothing here. I have asberger syndrome. You, sir, are a lady's part. Yours sincerely."

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"do you want to make note of this observation? There's nothing on this site."

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Old 05-15-2017, 10:21 AM   #4197
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"I want to take this (site) down (because) there's nothing here. I have asberger syndrome. You, sir, are a lady's part. Yours sincerely."

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"do you want to make note of this observation? There's nothing on this site."

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Twice ?????

Copy/paste - double click.

Embarrassed that I know that.
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Old 05-21-2017, 02:15 PM   #4200
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Smile The old and much requested "Please Comment" post! Kind of goes something like this....

My wife is quite the exhibitionist and loves taking nudes pics that I posted below. Please comment!























Me: Ya'll thought I was actually going to post actual pics didn't ya'! Not in this off topic post!
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