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Old 05-15-2017, 09:21 AM   #4201
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"I want to take this (site) down (because) there's nothing here. I have asberger syndrome. You, sir, are a lady's part. Yours sincerely."

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Does any Bond girl hardcore?
Twice ?????
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Old 05-15-2017, 07:29 PM   #4202
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Twice ?????

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Embarrassed that I know that.
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Old 05-19-2017, 12:59 PM   #4203
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Old 05-21-2017, 01:15 PM   #4204
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Smile The old and much requested "Please Comment" post! Kind of goes something like this....

My wife is quite the exhibitionist and loves taking nudes pics that I posted below. Please comment!























Me: Ya'll thought I was actually going to post actual pics didn't ya'! Not in this off topic post!
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Old 05-21-2017, 01:32 PM   #4205
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Me: Ya'll thought I was actually going to post actual pics didn't ya'! Not in this off topic post!
She seems somewhat colorless to me.
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Old 05-21-2017, 02:20 PM   #4206
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Me: Ya'll thought I was actually going to post actual pics didn't ya'! Not in this off topic post!
Heh! Heh!

Unbeknown to Jake, I have some real naughty videos of his wife.

Clink the link and enjoy!

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Old 05-21-2017, 02:51 PM   #4207
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I see she's a marvel in the kitchen great low fat low carb meals also

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I knew I wasn't crazy !
I remember also a nice scene with a fucking machine, a very nice black girl did a difficult anal.

This movie was one of the first I ever see, but I can't find it on Internet, everytime I only found "Extases anales dans la neige", it's very frustrating.
A difficult anal Is there an easy anal
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Old 05-21-2017, 03:42 PM   #4208
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Old 05-22-2017, 04:44 AM   #4209
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