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Old 05-13-2017, 12:06 PM   #1791
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With no water in the bowl (plumbing problem) I thought it might split the bowl, because of the force it came out!

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Old 05-15-2017, 10:32 PM   #1792
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Must have been the pepperoni pizza I had. (it) was orange-red.


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Old 05-16-2017, 10:46 AM   #1793
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Old 05-17-2017, 09:48 PM   #1794
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It was like a round dark ring!


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All cooked green veggies last night for dinner.



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It looked like a green dinosaur egg!


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It looked like a bunch of small cigars!


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It looked like a mass of small tree branches!


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