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Old 05-17-2017, 07:27 PM   #9121
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Old 05-17-2017, 11:03 PM   #9122
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Old 05-18-2017, 03:50 PM   #9123
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To the contrary Santee. If you enlarge Cartman's photo you will see a stone catwalk that surrounds the fort, forming a moat. Had I encountered a croc, I would have been on top of that catwalk tout suite.

What's more perplexing, is that overnight camping is allowed on Fort Jefferson's land which lies outside the walls. If the presence of crocs is real, why do they allow that? I would be much more afraid being woken up by a hungry croc trying to get into my tent, with no means of escape, than one encountered snorkeling.
Good lord! Cartman was right. They just caught the croc and relocated him!

If only I had known!

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