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Old 05-16-2017, 03:14 PM   #9111
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I may be 50 but at least I know the difference between "your" and "you're."
That just shows you are an edjimacated person unlike the younger generations.
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Old 05-16-2017, 11:18 PM   #9112
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This made me think about days past. My dad had a 1969 Olds Delta 88 4 door.....a freaking tank!





We always drove on vacations to our destination and my sister and I would be in the back seat (neither of us had on seat belts back then of course). I remember crawling into the back deck and laying under the rear window for a change of scenery and falling asleep. I'd wake up an hour or so later with a sunburn on just one half of my face.

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Old 05-17-2017, 06:27 PM   #9114
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Old 05-17-2017, 10:03 PM   #9115
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Old 05-18-2017, 02:50 PM   #9116
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To the contrary Santee. If you enlarge Cartman's photo you will see a stone catwalk that surrounds the fort, forming a moat. Had I encountered a croc, I would have been on top of that catwalk tout suite.

What's more perplexing, is that overnight camping is allowed on Fort Jefferson's land which lies outside the walls. If the presence of crocs is real, why do they allow that? I would be much more afraid being woken up by a hungry croc trying to get into my tent, with no means of escape, than one encountered snorkeling.
Good lord! Cartman was right. They just caught the croc and relocated him!

If only I had known!

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