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Old 05-07-2017, 05:09 PM   #1201
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I say we should all embrace that Michael Jackson song,
As it doesn't matter if you're black or white ,
Unless of course you're black.

Do you know what pisses me off most about Africans ,
They`re always grumbling about having to run miles to get water,
Yet never thank us ,
Every time they win Marathons.


See Boko Haram have released 82 of the girls they kidnapped three years ago,
Hardly surprising really ,
Given they'll be screwing all the children they had with them by now.




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Old 05-07-2017, 05:25 PM   #1202
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- It's ok to ask a guy how many inches his penis is But it gets weird when you ask the diameter of a girls vagina

- I love cooking children and dogs...but I hate using commas.

- My Wife: My gynaecologist says I can't have sex for a month. Me: Well, what did your proctologist say?

- Saw the wife at the bank today, not good news. I was hoping she'd wash further downriver.

- I keep making racist jokes about my Dad and his Thai bride. He finds it really annoying... And so does my dad.

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Old 05-08-2017, 04:55 PM   #1203
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What are the similarities between a Jew and a stiff nipple ? ,

They both disappear after a shower.


Want to know how to kill a hundred flies at once ? ,

Smash an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.


What’s the difference between a Priest and acne ? ,

Acne doesn’t come on a boys face until after he’s thirteen.


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Old 05-18-2017, 09:40 PM   #1204
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The wife got me some of that Bishop's finger ale.

"I'm not drinking that" I said, it's probably been up a choir boys arse.
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Why did so many Jews go to Auschwitz ?,

The fare was free.

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Old 06-15-2017, 02:13 AM   #1206
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Microwave - A hand gesture used by a midget to say hello.
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When I saw those Muslims all mowed down by the van I thought ,
"Jesus that could've been me" ,
But then I remembered I don't have a van.

I like my women like I like my whiskey ,
12 years old.


People say you never know what's round the corner.
I do as live in Birmingham ,
It's usually a load of Asians.


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My career as a Children's entertainer got off to a bad start,Apparently They thought I said Sock puppets..
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What do Jews and petrol stations have in common ? ,

They're both flammable and steal your money.


Got talking to a Muslim woman yesterday who urged me to embrace their culture ,

So I raped her.


I've heard that Poland is a lot like Britain ,

Just with fewer Polish people.


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Holocaust deniers disgust me ,

Some people just have to find fault with anything good.



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