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January 4th, 2014, 08:08 PM | #7331 |
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I used to be addicted to leftover Christmas Dinner It got so bad, I had to go Cold turkey....
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January 4th, 2014, 09:36 PM | #7332 |
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To hell with this atychiphobia. I'm just giving up.
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January 5th, 2014, 10:36 AM | #7333 |
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What is Santa's favourite pizza?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even.
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January 5th, 2014, 05:59 PM | #7334 |
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January 6th, 2014, 12:27 AM | #7335 |
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My wife always accuses me of having a favourite child.
It's not true, I love Matthew and Not-Matthew equally.
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January 6th, 2014, 06:47 AM | #7336 |
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Although this married couple enjoyed their luxury fishing boat together, it was the husband who was always behind the wheel operating the boat.
He was concerned about what might happen in an emergency. So one day out on the lake he suddenly said to his wife, "Ok honey, this is a drill. Pretend that I am having a heart attack. You must get the boat safely to shore." She was initially surprised and flustered, but she soon settled down and was able to safely drive the boat to shore. Later that evening, the wife walked into the living room where her husband was watching television. She sat down next to him, grabbed the remote control, switched the channel, and said to him, "OK honey, this is a drill. Pretend I'm having a heart attack. You must set the table, cook dinner, and wash the dishes."
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January 7th, 2014, 06:32 PM | #7337 |
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I was trying to pick up a hot girlie, she finally tired of my advances.
She said "Look, I'm a lesbian, ok?" Not to be put off so easily, I asked "Oh, how are things in Tripoli, then? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eyjBBcUO9k |
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January 8th, 2014, 04:54 PM | #7338 |
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I trade my skill of determining the degree of tension in the springs of mechanical clocks and watches. I'm a wind up merchant.
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January 8th, 2014, 05:58 PM | #7339 |
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Not saying the buggers were arrogant.
Only the Swiss must have been pretty confident in their chances of ultimate victory no matter the odds. Considering they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
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January 8th, 2014, 07:47 PM | #7340 |
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