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December 4th, 2016, 03:52 AM	#2081
teaktop Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,054 Thanks: 54,269 Thanked 117,149 Times in 7,072 Posts	That black silky sexy number Babe with matching garter belt and stockings..I rocked at last weeks Freemasons lodge meet....feck did I say that outloud __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 4th, 2016, 05:53 AM	#2082
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,747 Times in 7,170 Posts	3011 Christmas wishes list: you aren't on it...

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December 4th, 2016, 08:13 AM	#2083
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,077 Thanks: 449,288 Thanked 896,436 Times in 60,279 Posts	3012...... Sing it like the Jacksons.... ABC, Easy as 123, Open your mouth so I can Pee __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 9th, 2016, 09:41 AM	#2084
teaktop Veteran Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 7,054 Thanks: 54,269 Thanked 117,149 Times in 7,072 Posts	Ok roll over I want to show you something your sister taught me __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by teaktop; December 9th, 2016 at 02:05 PM..

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December 9th, 2016, 09:45 AM	#2085
Hertz Lunatic Weirdo Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: At The Border Of Madness Posts: 10,652 Thanks: 165,158 Thanked 201,633 Times in 10,667 Posts	3014: Wait a sec, just to check out what's new on VEF

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December 9th, 2016, 10:20 AM	#2086
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,386 Times in 69,067 Posts	3015 ~ Remember a minute ago when I said I didn't have HIV ? , April fool __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 9th, 2016, 11:57 AM	#2087
footstep Lost luggages? Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: France Posts: 7,268 Thanks: 92,097 Thanked 86,747 Times in 7,170 Posts	3016 So sad you were not Titanic' passenger........ (this one is either correct for thread things not to say to your mother-in-law.!!)

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December 9th, 2016, 12:21 PM	#2088
MaxJoker Beloved Brother Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Cemetery Gardens_Arterial Blood Lane_Rampton Secure Unit_Extra Violent F Wing_Cell 19 Posts: 69,106 Thanks: 372,713 Thanked 987,386 Times in 69,067 Posts	3017 ~ How about we finish this in the shower babe ?, as bloody hell you stink __________________ My hypocrisy only goes so To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 11th, 2016, 01:15 PM	#2089
Estreeter *Administrator* Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 19th hole Posts: 58,077 Thanks: 449,288 Thanked 896,436 Times in 60,279 Posts	3018 I wonder how sexy these nylons will look, around your neck __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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December 11th, 2016, 02:06 PM	#2090
bloke57 Veteran Member Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Unaffordable housing Posts: 4,923 Thanks: 31,646 Thanked 68,928 Times in 4,921 Posts	3019 "Wha...oh! Wait a sec...so that's where I lost my dentures!"

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