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November 27th, 2016, 12:28 PM | #2071 |
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3001: Just pretend its a carrot in a salad .. I'll provide the dressing!
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November 28th, 2016, 12:18 PM | #2072 |
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302: That set of knives? The chaps at the morgue gave me a personal set for doing such a good job...
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303-Mmm. tastes just like chicken!
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Just a heads up people, Max accidentally typed post number 300 instead of 3000 -- but we are now actually up to post number 3003.
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November 30th, 2016, 11:48 AM | #2075 |
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Donald ,tell us did you fancy Hillary?
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November 30th, 2016, 01:12 PM | #2076 |
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3005: A romp in the sack certainly brings out the animal in you! Is that why my dog starts humping your leg whenever you're here?
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December 1st, 2016, 05:21 PM | #2077 |
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3006 What's on tv right now?
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3007: Honey, would you brush your teeth, it stinks like onion
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December 3rd, 2016, 12:17 PM | #2079 |
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.... Really, please do it now Honey, with that onion breath you won't get the full effect of my garlic and fish breath
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